Bill: Hillary Got Dehydrated Again

Since yesterday morning, we have moved on from overheated to pneumonia to a non-contagious pneumonia bug that has hobbled the whole campaign to hydrophobia to severe dehydration that has happened “on more than one occasion.”

1.) Everyone who says Hillary has a serious health problem is a CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST.

2.) You’re a sexist for suggesting something is wrong with Hillary. Do you think women are weaker than men or something? Are you trying to say she can’t do the job?

3.) She is coughing like that because she has seasonal allergies.

4.) She got a little overheated at the 9/11 memorial service. It was one of the hottest days ever in New York City. She’s fine.

5.) Hillary: “I’m feeling great.”

6.) Hillary’s Doctor: She was diagnosed with pneumonia on Friday.

7.) Last night: Hillary isn’t going to California for her fundraisers. She is recuperating at home for the next few days.

8.) Chuck Schumer, Robby Mook, and the Clinton Team all got pneumonia. Hillary, however, got the non-contagious kind of pneumonia.

9.) Hillary Clinton gets severely dehydrated because she is averse to drinking water.

10.) Bill: “Rarely, on more than one occasion, over the last many, many years, the same sort of thing’s happened to her when she got severely dehydrated, and she’s worked like a demon, as you know, as Secretary of State, as a senator, and in the years since,” said the president.”

11.) Hillary avoided going to the ER in order to conceal the true nature of her condition.