KFC Has Published a Colonel Sanders Romance Novel for Mother’s Day
No, seriously. KFC has published a romance novel in honor of Mother’s Day.
The 96-page novella is available for free on Amazon Kindle.
When Lady Madeline Parker runs away from Parker Manor and a loveless betrothal, she finally feels like she is in control of her life. But what happens when she realizes she can’t control how she feels? When she finds herself swept into the arms of Harland, a handsome sailor with a mysterious past, Madeline realizes she must choose between a life of order and a man of passion. Can love overcome lies? What happens in the embrace of destiny, on the Tender Wings of Desire?
The author is credited as Colonel Sanders and the chivalrous chicken chap dedicated his first romance novel to mothers everywhere.
For mothers everywhere, I dedicate this to you – a brief escape from motherhood into the arms of your fantasy colonel. Whoever he may be.
Will moms choose to placate their people with a bucket of chicken on Mother’s Day while they sneak off for a bubble bath and a randy romance novel? I don’t know if greasy chicken and romance really go together but the silly publicity ploy is cute and clever and has inspired an avalanche of alluring alliteration in this post.
In a time when too many companies are choosing to assault their customers with non-stop moralizing and political points in their advertising it is refreshing to see KFC just offer something a little fun for one of the biggest economic days of the year.
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Source: http://www.redstate.com/kiradavis/2017/05/07/kfc-published-colonel-sanders-romance-novel-mothers-day/
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