Earth Day is Not For Flat Earthers

Celebrate The Globe

Ahhhhhhhh here we are once again in 2018. EARTH DAY. The day where the media stops for a moment pushing the climate change discussion from cool to hot to cool again and tells us we should hug the earth because Ira Einhorn known as “The Unicorn Killer” founded this day back in 1970.

I didn’t know unicorns did anything other than poop skittles.

This is always such an exciting day for those who feel rather than think.You cant HELP but get all tingly just watching the coverage of this once a year.

Yet I always feel bad for those people who take feeling to an irrational new level and really try hard to convince us that the……..

Earth Is Flat.

Seems that a day that is full of empty platitudes and happy images ( that was founded by a murderer) would feature folks that are just as out there as them.

According to the Flat Earth Society in their opening statement.

This site is not a joke. We are actively promoting the Flat Earth Movement worldwide. There are, admittedly, several non-serious flat earth posters, but they are fairly easy to identify

See, these people are rational and just like your everyday tree hugging neanderthal Earth Day worshipper.

So I hope you will all join with me in working over the next 365 days until Earth Day 2019 to make sure that people who believe the Earth is flat have a greater voice with the rest of the crew of globe worshippers.

We all need to laugh more than just April 1st every year.

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