Seig Heil Gruesome!

The fearless leader of SS California, (Slave State California), ‘Gruesome’ Newsom, stole Thanksgiving today.

Oh, he wanted to steal Christmas, but the Grinch already had that.

Thus, Governor Gruesome declared that the state be locked down for Thanksgiving. Children skipping rope could be hear chanting:

No more turkey

no more peas

no more family

if we sneeze.

Apparently, if a citizen is caught smiling, he will be fined. If he is caught grinning he will be pilloried, and if he laughs…drawn and quartered.

Can you spell ‘Fun Police?’

The interesting thing about all this is that as soon as the good governor issued his edict he claimed his family had been exposed, and he went into seclusion. What an interesting way to avoid questions, recall efforts, or even taking responsibility for his unconstitutional actions.

That is the fear the common man has, these days: that the government will deign to ‘help’ them.

The way that Marx helped the Russians, that Mao helped the Chinese, that Biden helped, uh….never mind.

This bit of folderol has been brought to you courtesy of The Daily Neutron. All free citizens are invited to go there and subscribe. It’s the only way to avoid the ‘sameness of thought’ that all slave states encourage.