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MotherLoad!! “How to Join the Illuminati” is the Number One… The Answer Will Floor You! Plus What it Has Planned For Those Involved!

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Over the years talk about the infamous group know as the Illuminati has skyrocketed. Everyone from celebrities to your average joe have been confronted about this devious organization in some way shape or form. In truth they have began their leap out in the open and today swindlers and scoundrels are jumping on every effort and seizing every  opportunity. 

 

In my opinion the Illuminati is a cult, satanic organization hell bent on ushering in their demonic rule. No good has ever come from them and now people all over the world are jumping on the opportunity to “Join the Illuminati” no matter the outlet used, be it through a swindler who falsify the information or though the illuminati itself. But if I know anything about this mysterious group it’s that those who “Join” or believe to themselves to be “joining” the group are in fact nothing but a bunch of pawns. They are not members of this group—because to be a member you must be part of the bloodline— they are a bunch of pansies the elite will use in the future to do their bidding. And as it stands hundreds of thousands of people are in line for this fraud… 

 

Mark Dice brings us the latest… 

 

“The high office of the President has been used to foment a plot to destroy the American’s freedom and before I leave office, I must inform the citizen of this plight.” John F. Kennedy

 

The Illuminati plans to destroy the world and for centuries they have been invading with their satanic agenda. They care not for our betterment, but for their own selfish-motivation to control, not only the America people, but the World!

 

For starters they have left their mark on many federal buildings, churches, public places, and most prominently the eye in the pyramid plastered across the American dollar. However, I have recently discovered their “symbolism” is not only in American money, but on currencies across the globe:  From the Austrian Schilling, to the Bulgarian Leva, to the French and Swiss franken, to the Egyptian pound, to the Ukrainian griven, and more…..

 

 

“Depopulation should be the highest priority of U.S. foreign policy towards the Third World.” Henry Kissinger

 

“Society has no business to permit degenerates to reproduce their kind” Theodore Roosevelt

 

“A total world population of 250-300 million people, a 95% decline from present levels, would be ideal.” Ted Turner, in an interview with Audubon magazine

 

What are the goals of this infamous group known as the Illuminati? Here are the top twenty…..

 

20 Goals of the Illuminati

 

1. To establish a One World Government/New World Order with a unified church and monetary system under their direction. Many organizations have formed leading us to become globally minded and more likely to accept a form of dictatorship. Here are a few examples of such globally minded organizations:

 

The World Trade Organization, according to Encyclopedia Britannica is an international organization established to supervise and liberalize world trade.  In other words it monitors and enforces rules governing global trade.

 

The United Nationsaccording to Wikipedia, is an international organization whose stated aims are to facilitate cooperation in international law, international security, economic development, social progress, human rights and achieving world peace. The UN currently has 192 member states.

 

The World Bankaccording to the World Bank website, “It is a vital source that offers financial and technical assistance to developing countries around the world. They are not a bank in the common sense. They are made up of two unique development institutions owned by 185 member countries—the International Bank for Reconstruction and Development (IBRD) and the International Development Association (IDA). Each institution plays a different but collaborative role to advance the vision of an inclusive and sustainable globalization.”

 

The World Church Council – The WCC brings together 349 churches, denominations and church fellowships in more than 110 countries and territories throughout the world, representing over 560 million Christians and including most of the world’s Orthodox churches, scores of Anglican, Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist and Reformed churches, as well as many United and Independent churches. It is a community of churches on the way to visible unity in one faith and one eucharistic fellowship, expressed in worship and in common life in Christ. It seeks to advance towards this unity…(Think One World Religion)

 

2. To bring about the utter obliteration of all national identity and national pride, which was a primary consideration if the concept of a One World Government was to work. This is why the IRS is targeting the “Tea Party” patriots.

 

3. To engineer and bring about the destruction of religion, and more specifically the Christian Religion. Their sole purpose is to bring about a world religion, be it the Vatican, Islam, or New Age. That part is unknown.

 

4. To establish the ability to control every person through means of mind control and what Zbignew Brzezinski called techonotronics, which would create human-like robots and a system of terror.

 

5. To bring about the end to all industrialization and the production of nuclear generated electric power in what they call “the post-industrial zero-growth society”. Excepted are the computer- and service industries. US industries that remain will be exported to countries such as Mexico where abundant slave labor is available. As we saw in 1993, this has become a fact through the passage of the North American Free Trade Agreement, known as NAFTA. Unemployables in the US, in the wake of industrial destruction, will either become opium-heroin and/or cocaine addicts, or become statistics in the elimination of the “excess population” process we know of today as Global 2000.

 

6. To eventually legalize and encourage the use of drugs and make pornography an “art-form”, that is widely received and, ultimately, accepted.

 

7. To bring about depopulation of large cities using Chemtrails, Vaccines, Fluoride, HAARP, GMO’s, Obamacare, and war.

 

a:  GMO’s (Genetically Modified Organisms)

Every wonder why the FDA has placed their stamp of approval on a product that causes tumors, cancer, and infertility in lab animals? Every question why GMO’s are allowed on the shelves when they have been known to lead to the development of tumors and cancer in humans? Every wonder why birthrates have been at a steady decline for the past 12 years? The answer is simple, those seeking control have been implementing their devious schemes on the populace starting with mass sterilization and depopulation through GMOs.

 

b: Chemtrails (Geoengineering)

Our skies are being heavily polluted with aluminum, barium, lead, arsenic, chromium, cadmium, selenium, and silver.  All of which attribute to a host of health problems including: neurological effects, heart damage, eyesight issues, reproduction failures, immune system damage, gastrointestinal disorders, damaged kidney, damaged liver, hormonal problems, and more. The elite spray deadly chemtrails in hopes of population reduction. Furthermore they have been known to use chemtrails as biological testing agents on the populace; all while claiming they are nothing more than mere vapor.

 

c. Fluoride in the Water

Fluoride is a highly toxic substance. Consider, for example, the poison warning labels the FDA requires on toothpastes sold in the US; or the extended use of fluorination in pesticides used to kill rats and insects; or the millions of people in China and India who now suffer crippling bone diseases from fluorinated drinking water. Studies continue to demonstrate that fluoride has little to no effect in preventing tooth decay when added to water. However various studies reveal long term effects including: damage to the brain, thyroid disease, arthritic, bone cancer, and other bone diseases, reproductive issues, and more. Fluoride is also known as one of the major chemicals used in behavior modification. It acts like a numbing agent on the brain and works like a sedative; making people docile. This exact ‘fluoridination’ was used by the Germans in WWII.

 

d: HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program)

HAARP is a secret government weapon used to manipulate the weather and cause“natural” disasters such as hurricanes, tornados, tsunamis, earthquakes, and thunderstorms. It manipulates the ionosphere and, consequently, modifies the magnetosphere. Furthermore, HAARP emits extremely low frequency waves (ELF) which can create mood changing affects on millions of people.

 

e: Vaccines

Countless testimonies of children having adverse reactions to vaccinations abound across the country. Mothers have painfully witnessed their child’s countenance change upon vaccine injection; only to find out autism has taken over their body. Considering the elite have long enforced injection of these “death shots” on the populace, knowing full well the effects it has on the population, only leads me to believe it is once again a plan of depopulation. While reports continue to claim vaccines prevent disease, they fail to report the adverse side effects including: death, cancer, autism, and more.

“The chief, if not the sole, cause of the monstrous increase in cancer has been vaccinations.” Dr. Robert Bell

 

8. To suppress all scientific development except for those deemed beneficial by the Illuminati. Especially targeted is nuclear energy for peaceful purposes. Particularly hated are the fusion experiments currently being scorned and ridiculed by the Illuminati and its jackals of the press. Development of the fusion torch would blow the Illuminati’s conception of “limited natural resources” right out of the window. A fusion torch, properly used, could create unlimited and as yet untapped natural resources, even from the most ordinary substances. Fusion torch uses are legion, and would benefit mankind in a manner which, as yet, is not even remotely comprehended by the public.

 

9. To cause. by means of limited wars in the advanced countries, by means of starvation and diseases in the Third World countries, the death of three billion people by the year 2050, people they call “useless eaters”. The Committee of 300 (Illuminati) commissioned Cyrus Vance to write a paper on this subject of how to bring about such genocide. The paper was produced under the title “Global 2000 Report” and was accepted and approved for action by former President James Earl Carter, and Edwin Muskie, then Secretary of States, for and on behalf of the US Government. Under the terms of the Global 2000 Report, the population of the US is to be reduced by 100 million by the year of 2050.

 

10. To weaken the moral fiber of the nation and to demoralize workers in the labor class by creating mass unemployment. As jobs dwindle due to the post industrial zero growth policies introduced by the Club of Rome, the report envisages demoralized and discouraged workers resorting to alcohol and drugs. The youth of the land will be encouraged by means of rock music and drugs to rebel against the status quo, thus undermining and eventually destroying the family unit.

 

11. Creating False Flags to keep people everywhere from deciding their own destinies by means of one created crisis after another and then “managing” such crises. This will confuse and demoralize the population to the extent where faced with too many choices, apathy on a massive scale will result. In the case of the US, an agency for Crisis Management is already in place. It is called the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA).

 

12. To introduce new cults and continue to boost those already functioning which include rock music gangsters.

 

13. To press for the spread of religious cults such as the Moslem Brotherhood, Moslem Fundamentalism, the Sikhs, and to carry out mind control experiments of the Jim Jones and “Son of Sam” type. It is worth noting that the late Khomeini was a creation of British Military Intelligence Div. 6, MI6. This detailed work spelled out the step-by-step process which the US Government implemented to put Khomeini in power.

 

14. To export “religious liberation” ideas around the world so as to undermine all existing religions, but more especially the Christian religion.

 

15. To cause a total collapse of the world’s economies and usher in a new Global Currency.

 

16. To take control of all foreign and domestic policies of the US.

 

17. To give the fullest support to supranational institutions such as the United Nations, the International Monetary Fund (IMF), the Bank of International Settlements, the World Court and, as far as possible, make local institutions less effective, by gradually phasing them out or bringing them under the mantle of the UN.

 

18. To penetrate and subvert all governments, and work from within them to destroy the sovereign integrity of the nations represented by them.

 

19. To organize a world-wide terrorist apparatus and to negotiate with terrorists whenever terrorist activities take place. This was implemented 9/11 with the World Trade Center Attacks. Furthermore, they have openly placed the term “terrorist” on anyone opposing their system. If you are a patriot, veteran, gun owner, conservative, homeschool, or religious then you are a “terrorist”.

 

20. To take control of education in America with the intent and purpose of utterly and completely destroying it. The full force effect of this policy is becoming apparent, and will be even more destructive as primary and secondary schools begin to teach Common Core, which is dumbing down America.

 



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    • NWO for Dummies.

      False prophet.

      • JKnTX

        On what level?

    • Michael Carrigan

      Thanks Lisa. Good to know. They lay wait for their own lives. The beast may actually thank them before he puts them to death.

      • sarah

        The beast my actually laugh at them for their stupidity.

        It takes a lot of interbreeding to get that dumb.

        And insane.

        • JKnTX

          Yet madmen and women rule the world, do they not?

        • Michael Carrigan

          Yes the mad actually do rule the present world.

          As is states in Psalm 125:
          3 For the rod of the wicked shall not rest upon the lot of the righteous; lest the righteous put forth their hands unto iniquity.

          Even if the righteous wanted to do good, the temptations of this world in having that much power eventually would eventually rule them. And the deeper they fall in love with themselves and their own power, the more foul they become.

      • Kameron

        Illuminati here, that’s offensive

    • JKnTX

      The Illuminati are nothing but dog toenail clippings to the Brotherhood which sits far above such silly nonsense. This is the world of illusion, and the Illuminati are but another card in the deck of that charade.

      • Omega Files

        Exactly.

        Illuminati and Freemasonry is nothing but a Brotherhood distraction. They are all one in the same and trace back to the Kabbalah. People who quack about of the Illuminati bring a bad reputation to the conspiracy theorist and only serve to hinder the truth movement.

        Illuminati is easy to discredit. The Kabbalah cannot be.

        • JKnTX

          Exactly so.

        • FindtheTruth

          They are all sicko Satan-worshippers, regardless.

    • Pink Slime

      Where are the solutions Angle #1? You must always offer solutions. Don’t be like Fox News that knows what the problem is but only reports on what it does to stay in business.

      Signed,

      Charlie (of Charlie’s Angle) always giving my gals tips to improve.

      • NWO for Dummies.

        the solution would be to ban lisa and lynn – that would improve this site immediately and the lift in standards would attract a better calibre of poster – then we could unite instead of being divided as the current status quo forces us to be courtesy of BIN management.
        a united opposition will never be defeated – rather the snowballing momentum would throw the retards out of office in no time.

        • JKnTX

          The solution would actually be for the Marines and Navy to do their duty under the Constitution and take the slimeball “goobernment” off at the knees and quit wasting lives and time.

        • iamamerican

          To attract a better calibre of “poster” we would have to lose you.
          No one is forcing you to click on and read these stories, and no one is forcing you to make snarky comments either.
          If you don’t like these girls, don’t click on their stories.

        • NWO for Dummies.

          enjoy your titilation from these false prophets, and when the antichrist comes along you’ll be primed – he’s the better calibre of poster you’re obviously waiting for with open pored anticipation – self proclaimed poster boy for america

          anyone and I mean anyone who clicks on that headline looking to be informed, enlightened, encouraged, reassured, comforted or anything else we need in this fight is a fool – but for people like you I would say they are simply looking for that titillation which only a degenerate could possibly be interested in.

    • Joseph

      If you can SEE and HEAR, than the concept of GOD (CHRIST) versus LUCIFER (ILLUMINATI) is very asy to recognize.

      In this concept there are just two kinds of people:

      A – People who believe their own ego’s (do as you will) and in all the lies and deceptions that their own ego’s or other ego’s are fabricating to deceive them. Most people just don’t know this because they are always kept bussy with unimportend things (television, sports, etc.), work (slavery) and kept in a constant state of fear and survival (just look at the news in the media).
      B – People who believe in knowledge, love, understanding, morality and respect in one another, HOLY TRUTH, the CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS, HOLY SPIRIT and (are open to) accept Jesus Christ as our savior, the Son of God.

      Or according in another analogy:

      A – People who don’t care what happens to other people as long as they get what they want
      B – People who do care about others and who want a better world for everyone

      IF YOU THINK TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI, PLEASE GET WELL INFORMED BEFORE MAKING THIS MOST IMPORTANT DECISION IN YOUR LIFE!!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE CONSEQUENCES. Why do you think many christians will be prosecuted and killed as criminals in some parts of the world? Who do you think are responsible for that manslaughter? Do you want to take part in that process? Do you want that your brother or sister takes part of that?

      BE AWARE, OPEN YOUR EYES, SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE, GET THE TRUTH !!

      LEARN AND TEACH THE CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS FOR IT IS
      THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE KILLING IN THE WORLD !!

      Read the book “A Course in Miracles”:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Course_in_Miracles

      Also available online for free:
      http://acim.org/#

      And if you like to read the Holy Bible, please study the most accurate “KING JAMES BIBLE”.
      Do not use state bibles, because they propagate Lucifer as the savior. And for those who don’t know: Almost all goverments in the world are controlled by the free masons, who worship the fallen angel Lucifer in stead of Jesus Christ, our Real Savior, who calls Himself the Morning Star.

    • Joseph

      If you can SEE and HEAR, than the concept of GOD (CHRIST) versus LUCIFER (ILLUMINATI) is very easy to recognize.

      In this concept there are just two kinds of people:

      A – People who believe their own ego’s (do as you will) and in all the lies and deceptions that their own ego’s or other ego’s are fabricating to deceive them. Most people just don’t know this because they are always kept bussy with unimportend things (television, sports, etc.), work (slavery) and kept in a constant state of fear and survival (just look at the news in the media).
      B – People who believe in knowledge, love, understanding, morality and respect in one another, HOLY TRUTH, the CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS, HOLY SPIRIT and (are open to) accept Jesus Christ as our savior, the Son of God.

      Or according in another analogy:

      A – People who don’t care what happens to other people as long as they get what they want
      B – People who do care about others and who want a better world for everyone

      IF YOU THINK TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI, PLEASE GET WELL INFORMED BEFORE MAKING THIS MOST IMPORTANT DECISION IN YOUR LIFE!!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE CONSEQUENCES. Why do you think many christians will be prosecuted and killed as criminals in some parts of the world? Who do you think are responsible for that manslaughter? Do you want to take part in that process? Do you want that your brother or sister takes part of that?

      BE AWARE, OPEN YOUR EYES, SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE, GET THE TRUTH !!

      LEARN AND TEACH THE CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS FOR IT IS
      THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE KILLING IN THE WORLD !!

      Read the book “A Course in Miracles”:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Course_in_Miracles

      Also available online for free:
      http://acim.org/#

      And if you like to read the Holy Bible, please study the most accurate “KING JAMES BIBLE”.
      Do not use state bibles, because they propagate Lucifer as the savior. And for those who don’t know: Almost all goverments in the world are controlled by the free masons, who worship the fallen angel Lucifer in stead of Jesus Christ, our Real Savior, who calls Himself the Morning Star.

    • Please Wake Up

      Anybody who thinks that rappers/celebs are “In the illuminati” are mentally disturbed and confused. The author is correct about bloodlines.

    • LampStand-of-Flames

      Of course it is. Like I’ve always have stated. Satan’s kingdom on earth is Not divided. They all serve satan and pretend to be divided. Hence, they divide too conquer us as well. Satan deceives this whole world,now yoy see one more aspect of how Lisa. :idea:

      • LampStand-of-Flames

        Glad you made this video though(I’ve been had it written on my blog since early 2011).
        Now I will embed your video onto my blog so reader’s can understand it better. Thanks and good work.

        Also,keep digging(by reading the KJV bible and Apocrypha books) and praying/asking for knowledge,wisdom,and understanding from Jesus Christ/Yeshua). These Holy books are blessed and keep opening new windows and doors of the aforementioned.
        My blog: http://mysecretpoeticabyss.blogspot.com

    • Geezeus

      The herb marijuana is the Christ. The hemp seed is the meat we were commanded to eat, the marijuana oil is the Blood. Marijuana is an herb, not a drug. Nothing has the potential to re-create the world like hemp and marijuana.
      Seed free Marijuana buds needed to make the Blood of Christ was born 2000 years ago. Buds are born from the Virgin Marijuana plant and are reborn every year. The story of Jesus is one of cultivating marijuana for the buds and making the oil for healing.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbHpZw1mqGA

      • LampStand-of-Flames

        Be very careful of blasphemy calling Christ a plant.
        Blasphemy is the worst of The Seven Deadly Sins that are Not ever Forgiven.

    • FightForFreedom

      If You Cant Beat Them,Then Join Them(In Hell).When You Cant Be Stupid, Be Even Dumber Than An Idiot
      Have A Big Roast In Hell!!! :neutral:

      • GUNNY

        “When You Cant Be Stupid, Be Even Dumber Than An Idiot…”

        Spoken like a world-class idiot.

        (which comes as a surprise to no one)

        F = the 6th letter of the alphabet. Thus, Fight For Freedom = 666

        The Boss himself must be embarrassed of this clown.

        And he wants his number back.

        • HiPower

          Goof Supreme.

        • BEEFUS SUPREME

          Every other beef post on this thread is the Phony, thieving dog that has stole MY avatar!
          BIN readers beware the liar and thief who has made itself a counterfeit of my name and avatar.
          The creature responsible for this contemptible deception has done so with the blessings of Before It’s News, who have done and will do nothing to prevent this violation of their own rules.
          ________________
          Only one of us will ever admit:
          Messiah Yehoshua is come in the flesh.

          I want my BEEF SUPREME BIN ID back from this vile usurper, a thief named falseotherjedbeefyboy!!!!!!

        • Lord Humungus

          Quote: “Every other beef post on this thread is the Phony, thieving dog that has stole MY avatar!”

          It’s True.

          If you hover your mouse pointer over the name you will see they are different accounts.

          One is the site Editor himself: Chris Kitze ( Coward who can’t stop himself )

          The other is a good man who care about truth.

        • BEEFUS SUPREME

          Your Pen name should be Barfonus the Poophead!
          HAHAHAHAHAHA!
          :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
          Oh, no, what a mistake I made posting this name.
          Because I am sure the judeo-christian thief named beefyjedhomoboy will actually use it here on BIN.

          Also, No, No, No, jedbeefyfool!
          The “other beef is NOT a good man!
          He is an INSANE man who is a violent LUNATIC!
          :shock:

        • Lord Humungus

          Whats great for all to see is that Lyn and Lisa obviously don’t give 2 flying farts about Christianity working for a piece of crap like you.. Mr Kitze

          Raise a glass! Raise it up the masters arse!

        • BEEFUS SUPREME

          Careful, Poophead, or your Post above me will be “Deleted”!!
          And, you will be banned, again, beefyjedpervertboythefoolofBIN!!!!!

        • Lord Humungus

          Perhaps you are right Chris. BEEF is the least of your issues and I don’t want to be suspended for teasing you.

          Let’s move on to the article itself and keep this respectful like the gents we are.

          Speaking of “Motherload”

          Have you spoken to momma lately about your spiritual crisis?
          I hear she is a good God fearing woman who raised you the right way.

          Scared to tell her what you’ve been up to? No problem my friend.

          I’ll talk to her for you.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgSLz5FeXUg

        • Piggy Christian

          By the way Barfonus the Poophead, how did your mom take the News about you ‘throwing her under the bus’ to defend your own worthless arse when your address, business info, phone numbers, and the address, with a goggle map, of your home were Posted, here on BIN!
          Your BIN Posted response was panicked and shameful.
          I am sure she gave you a big piece of her mind about your being a big, christo-CREEP COWARD (for christ, of course).

          I made a screen shot of all of it!
          Would you like it posted to prove to you I kept it?

        • Lord Humungus

          Whatever floats your boat Christ-opher.

          I’d bet a rams horn your hatred of Christ and all things Christian comes from the fact that your mother kept her faith right up until the last moment… and you couldn’t fathom why. The visual impairment you suffer from is spiritual… not physical.

          “Oh so many many ways for me to show you
          How your dogma has abandoned you
          Pray to your Christ, to your god
          Never taste of the fruit
          Never stray, never break
          Never—choke on a lie
          Even though he’s the one who did this to you
          You never thought to question why

          A Perfect Circle – Judith Lyrics”

          You’d like that song.

        • BEEFUS SUPREME

          Barfonus the Poophead (for the DEAD white-skinned mangod, of course),

          “I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
          So I ran over and said ‘Stop! don’t do it!’

          ‘Why shouldn’t I?’ he said.

          I said, ‘Well, there’s so much to live for!’

          He said, ‘Like what?’

          I said, ‘Well…are you religious or atheist?’

          He said, ‘Religious.’

          I said, ‘Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?’

          He said, ‘Christian.’

          I said, ‘Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?’

          He said, ‘Protestant.’

          I said, ‘Me too!
          Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?’

          He said, ‘Baptist!’

          I said, ‘Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?’

          He said, ‘Baptist church of god!’

          I said, ‘Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?’

          He said, ‘Reformed Baptist church of god!’

          I said, ‘Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?’

          He said, ‘Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!’

          I said, ‘Die, heretic scum,’ and pushed him off.”
          :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

          And, that, Barfonus the Poophead (for the DEAD white-skinned mangod, of course),, sums up your vile, violent, Gutter Creed called judeo-christo-SCUM DUMB!!!!!
          :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

          You have NO defense of it, Medieval man (representing HELL ON EARTH)!!!!

        • Piggy Christian

          Have you ever thought to question why
          So many christians were sent to die
          By an evil white-skinned mangod up in the sky?

    • LiftingTheVeil

      Just a little tidbit. I studied numerology for a few years, each letter is assigned a number. Based on the ancient Chaldean method, the letter W is assigned 6. http://www…..666. Odd coincidences i see at times. :shock:

    • LiftingTheVeil

      Just a little tidbit. I studied numerology for a few years, each letter is assigned a number. Based on the Chaldean method, the letter W is assigned 6….www = 666… I’ve been seeing those kinds of odd coincidences lately. :neutral:

    • The Real Deal

      The Illuminati is just a “cool name” for Zionists.

    • Bill Lyle

      Further objectives of the Illuminati include:
      - Forced impregnation of humans, so as to further the production of stem cells for a new energy drink.
      - The farming of GMO cumquats, thus adding it to all of our food; much like avocados, now. You people will eat anything.
      - To usher in Scientology as the One World Religion, and Tom Cruise as it’s leader.
      - To bring back Roman bath-houses.
      - To finally find a role that David Caruso can’t screw up, and make him a leading man in Hollywood.
      - To explain the popularity of Kanye West.

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        Applause!

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          Oh please… I’m blushing… :lol: :lol: :lol:

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