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2014 Holiday Guide: Prepper Gag Gifts Edition

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For the past few years, I’ve pulled together the best gifts for preppers I can think of, to help you in your Holiday purchases.

This year, I thought it would be fun to put aside some of the more regular stuff that we always talk about, and give you guys some amusing and down right ridiculous gift ideas for the prepper in your life.

And because I’m a good guy, I threw in a few “non-gag” gift ideas at the bottom too, in the “Gifts That Matter” section.

Without further ado, here you go:

“Are You Prepared?” Zombie Poster

 

Are you ready for the undead? There’s nothing like a little reminder to keep you on your toes. This puppy is great for the garage, the shop, or heck–if you’re salty enough, say it loud and put this thing in the front room!

 

Premium Jerky Ammo Can

 

Is there such a thing as too much jerky?Didn’t think so. When in doubt, you can’t go wrong with an ammo can full of jerky and SHTF snacks!

 

The Stag Shoulder Mount Placeholder

 

This placeholder stag is the perfect way for your prepper friend to reserve their wall space now (or a not-so-subtle reminder that they just suck at hunting, and came up empty this season!). In all seriousness, these are pretty cool decorations….

For the full article and complete list of over 26 prepper gift ideas, click here!



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