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Jesus Channeled through Mysterious Gypsy

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I was contacted by a lady who prefers to remain nameless, and she claims to have had a recent encounter with one Spirit who calls himself ‘Jesus of Nazereth.’  The message is as follows:

 I was a real person. But the rest is hogwash brothers. My will for you is that you eat , drink to excess, and do all the good hedonistic activities you can think of. I have been trying to get through for all these years, but it ain’t easy. We got everyone here yelling and screaming all the time when they die, because they didn’t go where they thought they would. There is no hell, except where you people are, and there is no sin either. I don’t know how those crazy stories got circulated, but I know that when you hear something drilled into your head from when you are a baby, it sticks.

The entire book they claim was devine is a complete hoax, except for a bit of jewish history sprinkled around to lend authenticity. I don’t know how you guys fell for all that stuff, I mean, parting the Red Sea? Really? If I had that kind of power I would have put a stop to all this religious nonsense a long time ago. Some fanatic always wants to claim they got a message and then people get hurt. 

The suicide bombers been getting beat up around here,when they realize there is no garden and no virgins, then they see the angry crowd….well, now that is funny.

Well i gotta cut out for now/Got a crap game I want to get in. They cleaned me out for a weeks rfations last night, and I can’t just make food out of thin air. Later dudes!

So there is the wording I was given. Enjoy!



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    • Pix

      “I was contacted by a lady who prefers to remain nameless,” apart from being a myterious gypsy.

      Ok bye. No credentials = total codswallop. Only a complete gullible twat would fall for the that idoiotic tripe.

      Btw the bible does not represent Jewish history in any way shape or form. There is not a single scrap of historical evidence for any of it.

    • mikesfreedomblog

      The bible is a joke and the gypsy lady is just as credible as the preachers spreadin their poison and lies. Fear mongering and religious fanatics are the cause of our troubles today. Outlaw religion, it would be great!!
      So how credible are the clowns running for republican nomination?

    • Banderman

      ‘The Bible is a joke’? You’re another unhappy, bitter, no doubt democrat, aluminum hat wearing goof with too much time on your hands. We can only hope and pray you’re not old enough to vote. We don’t need Voter ID, we need I.Q. Voter ID. Some around here are just too stupid to cast a responsible vote.

    • jmoo

      GJ Mike, even Pix was against you for your Jesus/Bible bashing. I thought I’d never see the day. But it was an obvious and blatant attempt at lying through your teeth. Your comment verifies your intolerance of religion and motive to carry out ridiculous schemes to pull people away from it with you.

      The Bible has been proven historically accurate plenty of times through archaeology. Sites are found and artifacts dated to prove the locations, timeframes, and events. While not everything in the Bible’s 1000+ pages has proven, it’s been far more than nothing. And, there has not been a single discovery disproving any part of it either. There is only lack of proof, which is not proof itself.

    • HfjNUlYZ

      Ok, I say religion is crap, it has nothing to do with you. The bible has authentic events wow. So does nostradamus, is he god then? You ever heard of the flower of life or sacred geometry, it holds more information than the bible. How come no one ever refers to it? Because you need to investigate more. You made a claim on this person not voting or being old enough or I.Q . You can’t disprove hearsay because who are you going to interrogate. That’s why when the nwo practitioners have a scape goat that person is killed so there will never be what, no way to have the truth. Aluminum hat WTF? Want a debate let’s go? You could of spoken with integrity but you talk smack for no reason, so I jump in because I like to battle.

    • mikesfreedomblog

      I look at it like this, kids are brainwashed with that bible crap from youth.Some folks don’t have the moral strength to break out of the trap. I have tried the entire god thing and he does not deliver as promised.I do not worship egotistical maniacs either, and from my dozen readings of every version of his supposed word I could find, I came to realize that it is a story fabricated to control the masses. If god is love, then there could be no hell. If god is omnisicient, then he is responsible for all the trouble , because he was supposedly aware of the evil he was about to loose on the world. Jesus is not such a gift if he is cleaning up his mess;/. The truth of religions is that they have caused much grief and death in the world. God does not get a pass by the entire free will crap either.
      I believe the Annunaki seeded the earth and tampered with our DNA, and helped to foster the idea that they were gods, to take advantage of us,so believe fairy tales if you wish. My article was a sarcastic ommentary on the sick control freaks running for the republiclown nomination. I have pity on believers who can do nothing but throw insults because they are too close minded to think for themselves. I dont need the concept of sin. I know right from wrong.

    • HfjNUlYZ

      I was raised catholic and hated it……one of those ‘spitirual but not religious’ people…..But I am amazed at the closed-mindedness of those who claim the bible has no historical accuracy……..

      There are many examples of archaeology and its findings that confirm things/places mentioned in the bible…….so if you don’t ‘believe’ in the bible, so be it; but to denounce it as completely false, when archaeologically it is not, is foolishness!!

      So I say ‘bah’ to organized religion, and the WAY people use the bible; but as for the bible itself, it’s not at fault; it’s they way it’s abused that’s wrong!!!

    • mikesfreedomblog

      There is historical fact in there, but that is the only truth in the book.

    • HfjNUlYZ

      Bg 4 you know, what’s your point stating the bible as archeological facts? I’m trying to understand you, the bible is not at fault, just the way it’s abused that’s wrong? Hmmm are you saying it’s wrong that people use it as leverage to get power ect.. Or abuse it by not understanding it and spreading more division? Or are you referring to another bible ( which I doubt ) like well you tell me? I know one thing a lie can’t be a lie without the truth be involved, manipulation has truth in it, does it not? Funny thing is the facts of archeology are totally overlooked, maybe those findings are saying something? What if the bible was a game puzzle to crack and if you cracked it , you could at least see what’s going on. Ok got more who wants.

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