State of the Union Obama really wanted to give -CHARLES HURT

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State of the Union Obama really wanted to give -CHARLES HURT. While I agree with the words of Mr. HURT, I could add some other items. Like the recent bankruptcy filing of coal giant Arch Coal. The Coal industry companies are on the “verge of bankruptcy”, a top noted businessman gave at a meeting I [...]

But here, exclusively, are excerpts of the State of the Union address President Obama actually wanted to deliver to Congress on Tuesday night:

“Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, distinguished guests and fellow Americans: The state of our union is great, considering there is only one Me and 535 of you losers.

“And nine more losers over on the Supreme Court who keep getting the Constitution all wrong. I mean, don’t they understand I was a constitutional law professor?

“The state of the union got a little better earlier this month, no thanks to you gutless bloodlusters, since I took executive action to crack down on the most law-abiding gun owners in the country. I have freed up all our resources from going after gangbangers so we can really concentrate on hobbyists buying, selling and trading guns from their private collections.

“Still working on making the state of the union even better by just releasing the most determined terrorists held at our prison in Guantanamo Bay. Since you idiots won’t let me bring them here, I am going to just return them to the battlefield. Once Gitmo is emptied out, I am going to give the base back to Cuba, where Michelle and I plan to retire after I am finished fixing all your miserable problems.

“Also, no thanks to you, I have brought hundreds of thousands of illegal future Democratic voters out of the shadows. In short order, we will make them eligible for work permits and welfare. Again, no thanks to you losers.

“Along those same lines, I have single-handedly made the state of the union even better by putting up a giant welcome sign on our southern border encouraging thousands and thousands more illegals into the United States. They, too, will be future Democratic voters and soon they, too, will be productive participants in our welfare state.

“Perhaps my crowning achievement, again no thanks to you, was finally forcing America to live up to European standards regarding global warming. The Paris accord, which I signed without any help from you dirty people, finally brings America into the modern ages.

“Thank you. God bless you. God bless the United States of America and In Obama we Trust!”

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