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The Book of Enoch: Why They Removed It (Video)

Thursday, July 13, 2017 10:48
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From giants, nephilim, demons, and watchers — all the way to messengers, fallen ones, and the mysteries behind the world and even the worlds above and below, The Book Of Enoch tells it all!

So why has this Book been hidden and concealed for so long?

Could there be even DEEPER TRUTHS behind this Book that your elite don’t want you to know?!

Deeper Truths including the TRUTH about giants, dinosaurs, aliens, flat earth, and Future Prophecies?

Is there a Secret Agenda behind hiding such a Book, and hiding TRUTH?!?!
 

The Book of Enoch, written during the second century B.C.E., is one of the most important non-canonical apocryphal works, and probably had a huge influence on early Christian, particularly Gnostic, beliefs. Filled with hallucinatory visions of heaven and hell, angels and devils, Enoch introduced concepts such as fallen angels, the appearance of a Messiah, Resurrection, a Final Judgement, and a Heavenly Kingdom on Earth. Interspersed with this material are quasi-scientific digressions on calendrical systems, geography, cosmology, astronomy, and meteorology.

This etext has been prepared specially for sacred-texts, and is a great improvement over other versions on the Internet, with the introduction, correct verse numbering, page numbers from the 1917 edition, and intact critical apparatus.

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  • Andy

    the book of enoch was omitted because it’s even more batshit crazy than the rest of the fairy-tale bible

    • Psp

      You are more fairy tale than Gods word. Soon enough you are going to find out what truth stranger than fiction is about! People evolving from primodial soup is more batshit crazy than what is really sound doctrine. Idk how you scoffers can mock the Bible when you have a starved to death spiritual body! You know why God has never really gave you clear vision about what the real truth about reality? Look at your attitude! Look at your corrupt thought process! Yall are spiritually sick and not only do you not think you are deceived but in reality you are very deceived. You are trapped and dont even know it! I sincerily hope you dont die anytime soon! And if you never differentone and only path that is required then it doesnt matter when you die because eventually you will and when you do…you will come to realize you have made the mistake that will make your worst possible mistake in the here and now look really really petty! Laugh now but you will cry later and the later will never end and you cant possibly comprehend the depth of it! Think it wont happen but you are going to find out different!

      • Andy

        hello batshitcrazy
        gods word my ass – ALL of it is mans word and nobody elses

        the bible is a man-made (written by men) fairy-tale (not factual)
        - all powerful god can create an entire universe, but write his own self contradictory & factually incorrect book? no can do
        - can send his only living son to die for humanity, but he can’t manage to pen a single sentence of his own book either?
        - all scriptures were written by IGNORANT men (who didn’t know what bacteria, viruses, electricity, gravity are)
        - all scriptures were written in the languages of men, using the tools of men (pen, paper etc)
        - the bible was AUTHORED by the pagan roman emperor Constantine in the yr 325ad at the council of Nicaea
        - the bible is sprinkled with contradictions
        - the bible is littered with factually incorrect information

        ALL AVAILABLE EVIDENCE demonstrates that the bible is the word and work of man and nobody else

        NO EVIDENCE substantiates the claim that any god had anything to do with it

        the FACT that neither god nor jesus penned a single sentence of their own book is the very strongest evidence that neither ever wanted such a book written – but then fairy-tale characters can’t write their own fairy-tale now can they

        go back to sleep little sheeple and leave the thinking to the adults

        • Mayhem

          Says the guy who presents absolutely none of the evidence he claims is available.

          Biblical self contradictions, if you please, and the guts to stay in the conversation when your assertions are exposed as feeble minded prejudice.

          • Gus Fung

            Mayhem quote: “Says the guy who presents absolutely none of the evidence he claims is available.”

            Andy is a girl brother.

          • Mayhem

            Whether he’s a “she” isn’t of concern to me, i call the girls “guys” all the time cause i’m a personal pronoun ignorant dinosaur but thanks for the info, Gus, and now marquise’s comment becomes a touch more literal.

            So speaking of blissful ignorance how nice it must be, for Andy, to say really stupid things and yet feel no sense of shame.

            Case in point…

            “the bible was AUTHORED by the pagan roman emperor Constantine in the yr 325ad at the council of Nicaea”

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea

            https://www.britannica.com/event/Council-of-Nicaea-Christianity-325

            … yeah, um, not according to those who should know.

          • GUNNY

            At least he (cough) got the year of the council right.

            Thanks be to Dan Brown for that, no doubt.

            :lol:

        • marquise

          is there a little sand inside that vagina of yours andy ? Ignorance is bliss as they say, you must be orgasmic

          • GUNNY

            Oh. THAT comment.

  • goastdale

    123’s of true Christianity v popular & damnable heresies

    #1 “ONE” not triune: ……PART 4 & 5 HOW MANY GODS ARE THERE FOR THE ONE GOD TO TALK TO?? Who was Jesus praying to??!?…. The real question should be … How does having multiple different persons keep this one God/being/entity from praying to himself?! (The trinitarian “schizophrenic” “god-head”) The Trinitarians want to have their cake and eat it too as the saying goes. On the one hand they need to say they only worship one indivisible God being/ entity but on the other hand they feel the need for some reason to keep Jesus or God from praying and talking to himself by dividing him up into different persons!?! It never occurs to them that that since there is only one indivisible God to pray too and Jesus is that indivisible God come in the flesh that he would need to talk to himself as to show us how to live, suffer, pray and die for our/ flesh) benefit not his!?!….. So while Trinitarians are quick to complain that God was not talking to himself at Christ baptism or in Gen “let us” they ignore the logical demands of their own theology! If Jesus is the ONE GOD in flesh and the Father is the SAME ONE GOD in heaven then Trinitarianism demands THE ONE GOD is talking to HIMSELF the same “being”! Claiming that God is multiple different persons as the reason for why God is not talking to himself (because God is three different “selfs”) only demonstrates that what they really worship is in fact not a ONE GOD who talks to himself but three different god “selfs”/ and they all talk to each other! When they speak about who God was talking and praying to, they are quick to say “the other person, NOT HIMSELF!” But if you ask them how many gods do they pray to then they will say “ONLY ONE”!?! They expect you to believe that those three different persons are THE ONE GOD-BEING” which is like calling three different cars “THE ONE VEHICLE” (they are text book examples of prov 26:12)
    Mark 12:28…Which is the first commandment of all? 29. …Hear, O Israel; THE LORD OUR GOD IS ONE LORD: 30. And ………..this is the first commandment….. 31. And the second is….. IF YOU CAN’T GET THIS “FIRST OF ALL COMMANDMENTS” RIGHT, ALL THE REST OF YOUR “FAITH” AND PREACHING ON LOVE & SIN IS MOOT

    PART 6: THE ANTI CHRIST….WHERE? WHERE?….EVERYWHERE!!! …..IT”S YOU O TRINITARIAN!
    “WHO” it was (what person) that came “IN THE FLESH”, IS THE DETERMINING FACTOR IN WHAT IT MEANS TO BE “ANT-CHRIST”! Even Islam claims Jesus was the Jewish messiah/Christ who was to come in the flesh) they all deny “WHO” it was (what person) that came (to be the Christ) in the flesh!?!…….To deny the father is to deny the son because they are one and the same person that came in the flesh!
    JOHN 14: 8-20 ….Note Isaiah 9:6. For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: …: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counseller, … the everlasting Father ….The son, father/Holy Spirit are all the same person, NOT like two different persons working together even as “one flesh” ….The “oneness” between Christ and the father is not comparable to a man & his wife, for only a fool would say “When you have seen me you have seen my wife, how sayest thou then, Shew us your wife?” Notice they asked to see THE FATHER and the response was Jn 14:9 ..“HAVE I BEEN SO LONG time with you, and yet hast THOU NOT KNOW ME, Philip…..Now image some fool trying to claim that statement if you asked to see his wife!?!!? You want to see the FATHER but have I been with you but you don’t know me!?!?!
    Jn 14 continued….…………..17. Even THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH; (Jn 14:6 I AM the way, THE TRUTH,) whom the world cannot receive, .. for HE DEWLLETH WITH YOU, (present tense/standing next to them in the flesh) and SHALL BE IN YOU… (future tense “In them”) 18. I will not leave you comfortless: I WILL COME TO YOU (future tense “In them”) Note: The spirit of Christ is the sprit of God and the holy spirit that is why Christ said “I will come to you” (to comfort them, because Christ is the comforter). The spirit was standing next to them in flesh… ….latter it would come to them to be inside of them (inside of their flesh as the spirit we are given)…..that is why. he would send the spirit…… However, Jesus himself here makes the point that the same person who was the HOLY SPIRIT that would come was standing next to them but lets them know “I will come to you again to be Inside of you”
    The whole point to Gal 3:20.a mediator is NOT A MEDIATOR OF ONE, (HEIS) but GOD IS ONE. (HEIS) again, point blank, identifies the number of persons of God! The “but” points out the contrast between multiple persons in a mediation party v the “one” of God. God is not like a mediation party with multiple different persons. …..”the express image of his person” ( the person of God; singular not plural).Any attempt to lay claim otherwise is willful ignorance and delusional nonsense
    TRINITARIANS CONFESS JESUS /THEY ARE NOT POLYTHEIST BUT ARE MONOTHEIST LIKE A LIAR & THIEF WHO “CONFESS” THEY DO NOT LIE OR STEAL The simple fact is that just because you confess or deny that you are in an adulterous relationship and denounce all forms of adultery has nothing to do with whether or not it is in fact adulterous! .. …A rose by any other name is still just a rose AND calling it a water lily does not change the definition of what a water Lilly or a rose is either!…No, Trinitarians confess & preach literally …”ANOTHER JESUS” 2 Cor 11:4
    - Like a thief in your house caught stealing your things insisting he was not there stealing “I CONFESS I am NOT stealing”. You just do not “properly understand” what he is doing/saying. Further, since you never had a “proper understanding” of what he is doing/saying you have no business accusing him since you do not even know what you are talking about in the first place. It is with and in your own ignorance that you base your “false accusations” & “ad homonym attacks” against him…… Ridiculous of course it is ……2Thess 2:11; Titus 1:16; 2Tim 3:5;
    …… should have given you a hint, harking back to Satan in The garden…God said you will die…Satan comes along and states no you will be more WISE……today .God said He is one; but Satan’s children come along and say no three is more WISE and humble in the face of God’s grandeur only “a mystery” that can be understood “in faith”. God uses head and right arm to explain the distinctions between father and son.. However, the Trinitarian heretics say to the effect: “NO, that is just a figure of speech, or that is not what God really means. What God is really saying is that God is three different persons”. Fools, hypocrites and blind guides, God said he was One and by your traditions and vain imaginations have taken the words of God and made them of no effect, refashioning God into your image!
    You can download the complete FREE book from
    https://www.scribd.com/doc/305367608/The-Trinity-Heresy
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    https://www.academia.edu/23463667/THE_TRINITY_HERESY
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    http://www.globethics.net/gtl/10920799 THE TRINITY HERESY

    #2 SECOND COMING Thou Fool! “I come quickly” so “Hold fast
    till i come”… NOT …“in another 2000 yrs I might be coming soon any time now, so hold fast”!?! …those that deny the second coming of Christ in the war of AD70 are practicing a damnable heresy in denying the lord that bought them ( 2Peter 2:1-2 ;2Tim 4:8/ you cant love an appearing you deny& the context is the 2nd coming not the first)… Mat 7:23..”I NEVER KNEW YOU” …..Mat 10:33. But whosoever shall deny me before men……..sound familiar?…. If I said I am coming to your house in this generation when these things happen but no one knows the day or hour what fool would think I might be coming in 2000 years latter!?!? ..2 Tim 4: 4. And
    they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be TURNED UNTO FABLES.
    2Thess 2: 11. And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: 12. That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
    DOWNLOAD FREE THE ENTIRE 480PG BOOK AT SEVERAL LOCATIONS
    https://www.scribd.com/doc/305366745/Revelation-the-First-Gospel-of-the-Kingdom
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    or
    https://www.academia.edu/23464127/REVELATION_THE_FIRST_GOSPEL_OF_THE_KINGDOM
    #3 There is a sharp contrast between THREE groups :
    (1) “PREDESTINED DAMNED” who were NEVER written in the book of life ………..Rev 17: 8 WHOSE NAMES WERE NOT WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE FROM THE FOUNDATION OF THE WORLD, …as contrasted …EPH 1: 4. According as he hath CHOSEN US in him BEFORE THE FOUNDATION OF THE WORLD
    (2) “MANY CALLED”= ONLY and ALL SAINTS (those who come to Christ) are written in the book of life … Philippians 4:3… ……Rev 21:27; (Only saints are Called and elect; Rom 1:6-7 et al) This is THE CHRUCH and ONLY these can have their names blotted out of the book of life ….….Heb 12:23 to the general assembly and CHURCH of the firstborn … WHICH ………are WRITTEN in heaven,
    (3) THE FEW CHOSEN: Those saints who were alive in group #2 who are now physically dead. They died “faithful” these are the FEW that were chosen faithful…….Rev 3:5. ……; and I
    will not BLOT OUT HIS NAME OUT OF THE BOOK OF LIFE, (Ps 69:28) …. These are the FEW that are CHOSEN and now that they have died and are saved then “once saved THEY CAN NEVER BE LOST”
    Predestination….its true..its all true…download here
    https://www.scribd.com/doc/306868420/Most-True-Christians-Go-to-Hell
    http://www.globethics.net/gtl/10920800 Most true Christians go to hell
    https://www.academia.edu/25217564/Most_True_Christains_Go_to_Hell

    • Apollo is the A/C

      Pot Eulogizing the Potter. :lol:

    • Jack Shlitz

      Sorry, I didn’t catch your point because….it was too damn LONG.

  • Canderson

    If they removed it then it is not true? I am just asking you hardcore believers that believe everything scripted in the Bible must be the truth, even a flat Earth, so forth and so on.

    • Canderson

      I say it is the old times Political Correctness, they tell you what to believe in, at their own gaining. What has changed?

      • Canderson

        I guess the Biblical Egg-head came before the actual Hen.

      • Canderson

        What has EVER changed?

        • Canderson

          I have only one word for that and that is Trump.

          To be able to do the right thing, to take the right action you need the very truth, it is core. If you don’t want it … 1.) You just want to live your own life, but actions create reactions, all living is interconnected. Will not work for your future generations to come. I you do this there is no future generation to come, you are already dead. (sheeple)

          2.) You are hiding (possible deniability) and no one wants to go first (herd mentality)
          cause it means death almost all of the time. (fear in a way, but you think someone else should go first or we all go at the same time) Then make this happen:
          We all go at it at the same time, we all oppose our oppressors at the same time.

          • Canderson

            In Science the truth is their very best hypothesis at the time, we never gotten that, we got their old stuff, but when they go wrong and wrong and wrong over and over again we actually are gaining on them and they can not spin their magical wand as effective any-longer, that is what has happened.

          • Canderson

            What is the Horizon in a timeline?

            Aquarius – the knowledge pourer. ( Will be a reality in some 300 years to come, but will we be able see it coming at a distance?)
            Looks like it.

  • Josie

    The only one that is B.S. crazy is going to be you when you see these things come about that are in the Bible. Hope you awaken and see the light. God Bless

  • wiseoldlady

    Disagree with you entirely.
    You forgot to go to the book of Adam and Eve where it specifically says Cain when born was the color of the stars…WHITE.
    Noah was WHITE while others were BRONZE….NOT black…..BRONZE….NOT ebony….the Bible says BRONZE. Noah was BLESSED as a chosen messenger of God. He probably had a brilliant aura about him which others feared.
    The RCC condemned the book because it exposed the RCC religion as a counterfeit to truth for RCC future world dominance…..
    The entire man from monkey myth probably derived because of the black people.
    There are many mysteries still to be given light. Ancient Hieroglyphics in museums prove both white man and black man intermingling thousands of years before Christ. I do not believe original man was black. The most recent findings show man lived in middle Europe before African man. Since the deep state is pushing their white supremacy crap they are now also pushing man was originally black….I say BS.

    • Boo

      The pigment of the skin is dependent on environment. The further south you go the darker the skin gets with each generation as the melanin kicks in to protect and deflect against the harsh extremes of the sun and keep the body temperature cooler. The further north you get the lighter the skin to absorb the sun’s ray’s and keep the body warmer. It doesn’t really matter what color your ancient ancestors had or were, because if the generations stayed long enough in either climate, they eventually will be whatever color that protected them best in that environment.

      That’s why this color thing is such a joke. Heaven forbid the schools should start teaching basic human biological development 101 based on environment again. It would put an end to all this color coding social engineering. Leave it to nature, after all, it is the theater and stage in which we perform our plays. Not the other way around.

    • Jack Shlitz

      It’s all nonsense. The figures in the Bible we’re not sub Saharan blacks. These people were descended from Mediterranean culture; Semites and Phonecian and like people’s. For sure they weren’t Nordic Caucasian but they were not negroid.

  • guibus

    as soon as I read ‘flat earth’ I stopped reading. Sorry but how can somebody pretend to be truthful when spreading such crap.

  • dennis48309

    The Bible is nothing more than Anunnaki worship in a different form. The God of Abraham is El/Enlil. The God of Moses was Iškur/Ba’al. I believe the God of Jesus to be EA/Enki.

    • Jack Shlitz

      Wrong…but nice try. :wink:

  • DK

    The reason the book of Enoch was not included in the Torah was because it ‘was’ written in the 2nd Century BC and it was not part of the Torah , by then the Talmud was overtaking the Torah in importance as interpretation in law. The first actual written Torahs(Bibles/books) rather than scrolls came into being in 70AD when the Romans decimation of the Pharisees during the revolts in Judea all but exterminated oral testament, and as any Masonic lodge can give you witness, the last living Pharisee able to pronounce Yahweh correctly(Since Hebrew had dialects) was put to the sword at this time. None the less, the book was one of a number of unprovable and forgotten prophetic works written at that period which was overtaken in importance by the birth of the Messiah 200 years later which actually fulfilled all the prophetic works so if you read it or not hardly matters.

  • Jack Shlitz

    @ 48:37. LOL

    Fake & gay.

    :roll:

  • destinedtoberevealed

    Besides Josie you are all just a bunch of idiots writing to no one that cares or is even capable of rational discourse
    Get a life and if you don’t believe why the pathetic comments Morons that all
    The book of enoch is jibberish the Word of God is Awesome!!!!
    Notice the triple exclamation points, you idiots!!!

    • Mayhem

      This little light of mine, i’m gonna let it shine.

      Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.

      Amen.

      • Boo

        Mayhem … I’ve have that precious little tune stuck on replay in my head now cause of you. Lots of cute comments from family members I have you to thank for as they’re occasionally catching me breaking out in song. Amen.

        • Mayhem

          Great but do you think destined got the sarcasm?

          • Boo

            Mayhem … depends on his density factor. Let’s hope it isn’t in the blockhead range. Very little hope for recovery on those guys. Guess will have to see how he is destined to respond to know fur sure.

  • jknbt

    The book of Enoch was rejected from the canon by the Septuagint translators and the church for many good reasons:

    1 bizarre theology: amoral hybrid giants that eat humans, angels breeding with humans, fallen angels trapped in the spiritual pit they dug for themselves, the list goes on and on
    2. Written in Coptic Egyptian, translated into Greek….all of the books of the O.T. (Tanakh) were written in Hebrew
    3. Written in Egypt and not Israel
    4. Nobody knows for sure who this “Enoch” was…the actual Enoch of the generation before the flood did not write it, saying he did is fraudulent
    5. Many different versions in use…the Masorites did not copy, conserve, and maintain the integrity of this work…the different versions have major variations, not just spelling issues

    • GUNNY

      “…1 bizarre theology: amoral hybrid giants that eat humans, angels breeding with humans, fallen angels trapped in the spiritual pit they dug for themselves, the list goes on and on…”

      All of which is found in Scripture canon, if we’re being honest and letting the words speak for themselves.

      “…2. Written in Coptic Egyptian, translated into Greek….all of the books of the O.T. (Tanakh) were written in Hebrew…”

      And, what? The multiple copies of Enoch recovered in Qumran don’t count? All written in Hebrew and all considerably older than any Ethiopic Manuscript of Enoch, by the way.

      “…3. Written in Egypt and not Israel…”

      There aren’t any valid connections between the Book of Enoch and Egypt. Neither, as it happens, are there any between Enoch and Israel for that matter. Enoch was written long before there was an Israel. Or an Egypt. I’d be happy to examine any evidence you have to the contrary.

      “…4. Nobody knows for sure who this “Enoch” was…the actual Enoch of the generation before the flood did not write it, saying he did is fraudulent…”

      Color me fraudulent, JK. And if we’re being sincere, I’ll have a look at your evidence which proves the Book is not what it says it is, as well.

      “…5. Many different versions in use…the Masorites did not copy, conserve, and maintain the integrity of this work…the different versions have major variations, not just spelling issues…

      But the facts are actually these: The Hebrew MSS recovered in Qumran (written long before there ever was a Masorete) are actually very similar to the MSS recovered in Ethiopia. Now, if there is merit to the claims of the Book itself, as I believe there are, then neither Ge’ez nor Hebrew are the original language of the text, but rather both the Ge’ez (an Ethiopic language) and the Hebrew versions would be translations from a much older original, possibly written in a language which no longer exists. That would very easily account for any differences between the various translations of the Book.

      Check your dates, JK. Explore what was recovered in Qumran.

      And there is nothing in Enoch which contradicts the Scriptures. Unless, that is, we refuse to believe that the Sons of God written of in Genesis are what the Bible tells us they are. God destroyed His creation because Satan mingled all the seed. We’re hot on the trail today, doing the very same thing. Mingling all the seed. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know precisely what that means. We’re doing it again, so the outcome will be the same — albeit the destruction will not come by water this time.

      As promised.

      • BEEF SUPREME

        All right.

        I will chase you down for the answers to these gripes you posted, JK.

        For all of you, no one ever wants to describe your gripes once pressed for answers.

        And can you imagine Gus or Clucker or Truthseeker or Mayhem ducking your questions about the Book?

        :?: :?: :?:

        I didn’t think so…

      • jknbt

        the reasons I gave are the reasons the Septuagint writers used to reject the book, also reasons used when the Patriarchate of Constantinople compiled the N.T. and resorted the O.T. books to what we have today…those people were a lot closer to the date of writing than we are today. Refute their decisions if you will. The ultimate decision maker for what went into the canon was the consensus of use in the different churches. This was up to the bishops. The final list of canonical books was not published by the Romans until Trent in 1610. The consensus to this day is that these books are not inspired scripture. Only two obscure churches in Ethiopia use them at all.

        hmmm….looks like I forgot to include reason #6:

        6. The book is a compilation of five different scrolls stitched together into one long scroll. The four scrolls or chapters following chapt. one, which deals with hybrid cannibals, use different styles. Their content doesn’t have much to do with the first chapt., or much to do with each other for that matter. There is no textual evidence to indicate a single author writing the complete work at a given time.

        • BEEF SUPREME

          See? And why is it you flee from discourse about these things again?

          I know. We’re in the BINs.

          We never know what might happen down here, or who might be bearing witness to our conversations…

      • jknbt

        also, God destroyed the world by flood to protect the blood line leading to Christ…the focus of the judgment was on the middle east…

        yes, the grey aliens are hybridizing with humans….my best guess as to why is that they are trying to avoid the coming extinction event when the archangel Michael and the army of heaven will defeat the rebel angels and throw them into hell (Rev 12:7-13 & Rev 20:1-3) Jesus God will have Michael clear the skies of the pesky UFOs and the different hybrid monsters that fly them. Good riddance.

        The final judgment is not caused by Gen. 6 type interbreeding, but due to the final rebellion caused by Satan. This is after the Millennium. This is the Great White Throne judgment (Rev 20:7-15)

        • BEEF SUPREME

          “The final judgment is … due to the final rebellion caused by Satan.”

          Couldn’t agree with you more. That war in Heaven thingy…

          :?: :?: :?:

          …hasn’t happened yet. What’s REALLY going to piss off The Boss?

          …is when Satan mounts his offensive and invades the Heavens. Not to mention the legions of gullible hoopleheads he/she/it will be dragging along as an army of enthusiastic ass-grabbers.

          Don’t be one of them.

          And also, it’s probably some good advice to steer clear of Be-EL-zee-Bub for a minute or two after he gets fired. And ejected. And eventually incarcerated. And then released again (for whatever reason). And then bolloxed.

          Godspeed.

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