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The True Facts Behind Joel Osteen's Resignation

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“I am God! I am just as much a God as our Lord is!”

JOEL OSTEEN RESIGNS, CITES ‘LACK OF FAITH’, LEAVES CHRISTIANITY

by  joelosteennews

“Houston, Texas – CNN.com – April 2, 2013 – In a shocking and surprising development, megachurch pastor Joel Osteen has announced he is resigning from his post and leaving the Christian faith.”

Dear Readers:

Before offering the reader a full cosmic explanation of Joel Osteen’s resignation,  I have an important announcement to make.  In May 2013 I will be part of a speaking engagement  / tour in Machu Picchu, Peru where you are invited to travel with us. I will soon offer all the information needed for you to be part of one of the most exciting tour ever produced. 

Please pass on this crucial newsletter to all the people you know…

Thank you

 

 “Astrology revealed to me His order and His beauty, and His place for me in the Divine balance that links God, man, and universe into One Balanced Process which never ends in this or on other planes of awareness of life.”                                                                                  

  (Rabbi Joel C. Dobin)

“I was a swimming down Pisces, I finally realized I was made at the image of God and I own the same powers!” Did my work and endless attempts to reach Joel Osteen finally paid off? All I can tell you there is a God and he finally found himself in it. He also was forced by his hidden dragon in the house regulating groups (his ministry) that he was pushing for lies for too long.  For years, I have explained what a deceptive Neptunian swimming downstream Pisces young soul is all about and for Joel Osteen to start his way upstream towards his own salvation  is indeed a true revelation to me.  But I do have more answers for you to digest readers for sure…

I wrote about Joel Osteen’s UCI many times over the years and even doubted my own cosmic wisdom because Joel was born like me with his Mercury (the mind/critical thinking) in Aquarius (dignified/genius)  and I could not understand why he was unable with such an advanced chart not to wake up to the deceptiveness of Christianity.  But for years I also bombarded his websites with my newsletters and lately with “The Truth Behind The Dead Sea Scrolls” because of its high Pisces concentration. 

I even asked my thousands of supporters to email my cosmic code newsletters to him directly! Now did a positive Pisces helped him to find himself and start swimming upstream to the cosmic face and tools of God?   

This “accident” reinforce my vision of the end of the Age of Pisces, first the Pope resigned then Joel Osteen? Do you see a pattern here readers with my visions of “11/2015-02/2017 the End of All Religions.” But with so much billions involved and many years of dedicated work for the Church Inc.  Osteen will have to battle the evil of fear and ignorance or the Church Inc. face to face. 

“The incident occurred in February and created a local uproar. Halfway through his morning Sunday service he dropped to his knees and began crying, and then announced, “I am God! I am just as much a God as our Lord is!” The 10,000 members in attendance appeared stunned. Osteen later released an apology, and blamed the outburst on a lack of sleep due to his busy travel schedule.”

But following his first announcement the Church Inc. legal  hyaenas will try all they can to  force him to keep making more money for the Illuminati or lose it all, even his life!  As a rule all Pisces suffer an addictive personality and to handle his extraordinary busy schedule medications will be blamed but the real truth is Joel Osteen was also  born with GAY tendencies  ”Were You Born Gay?  More on Joel Osteen  UCI or secret personality.

Chances are this act will be classified as a hoax by the gullible cosmic unconscious media as to cover the serious ramifications of such announcement and all will be done by the Church Inc. to blur the facts involving this story.

In fact 8 out of the 10 planets including his natal Dragon making up his natal UCI are feminine and battling his own demons in the name of religion forced him to accept his true nature. Did Joel Osteen realize he was lying to himself for too long? Did Joel Osteen  made a mistake with his sexual, hidden preferences and prepared himself for the truth due to a humongous amount of guilt or was it God’s will imparted by the current Scorpius Draconis impact?

While these are only assumptions that could in time come to the light, the reader must remember the  current Scorpius Draconis’ purpose is to bring everything sexual to the light! In fact NOTHING will be kept a secret for long and to those who did not yet, please read “Warning Scorpius Dragon Has Arrived!

Not too long ago I posted a newsletter for yet another lost Pisces named Ian Punnett  and his book titled “How to Pray When You’re Pissed at God.” This little Pisces section below from my book “2013 Nostradamus Dragon Forecast”  will clarify more of the fact of the Power of the Dragon upon Joel Osteen personal life… Enjoy!

 One thing I know is that, God lead Joel Osteen and million of other lost lambs to my work to gather some answers needed to upgrade to a very new perception of God’s manifestation.  Hopefully Joel will also land on this newsletter  as I can only use my expertise and offer another Pisces soul the option to swim upstream. Only because like all Pisces Joel Osteen was like me born to become a Universal Teacher.

The scepter of my book “2013 Nostradamus Dragon Forecast” clearly enunciate his fate and I hope the readers will appreciate my gift to them…

2013 — Dragon Forecast For Those Born In March

Personal: On August 30th, 2012, the Dragon moved from Sagittarius/Gemini into Scorpio/Taurus and will stay in these signs until February 19th, 2014. This new “Change of Guards” will stimulate all affairs regulating your 9th house of higher learning, religion, teaching, traveling, foreigners and your 3rd house of general communications and writing.

2013 Predictions: The new Dragon’s Head (luck/growth) will affect your 9th House of mental power where you will experience a new drive for learning, teaching, writing and traveling and if you work hard enough, many of your publishing wishes will come true. This impact may stimulate a new sense of perception and could bring a stronger drive for mental accomplishments. With it more work, more success, and more traveling and this could put some mental stress due to the mental challenges you will be forced in.

The new Dragon energy will stir a sense of well deserved intellectual success where the drive for new challenges will force you to travel far and fast. Souls born in March will be tested on how to keep mental harmony while educating others on spiritual matters. Indeed, 2013 could mark the beginning of a new thought process forcing you into hot debates with younger souls unwilling to move forward with you. The lucky Pisces will aim towards Cosmic Consciousness living behind archaic religious material, slowly being rewarded by climbing the ladder of mental recognition and publishing success.

The world is ready to listen to you if you are progressive with the New Age of Aquarius and promising future. Many souls born in March will be in intellectual demand, joining groups willing to listen and learn from them. Progressive associations and great opportunities will knock at your door. Pisces is a karmic sign totally dedicated to helping others, but it is by swimming upstream against the established deceptive teachings that real success and salvation will  comes about. Adapting to the Universal Law of the Moon (see 2013 Moon Power), will help you swim up stream and synchronize perfectly and accordingly with the Cosmic Code jurisdictions. Remember this work, while proven accurate is dedicated to serve the reader objectively only.

Important note: This material is generated for the mass only and does not imply the complexity of a lengthy private session with Dr. Turi. The Dragon Forecast for those born in March, while proven accurate, is dedicated to serve the reader minimally and objectively. A simplified personal reading: “Full Adult Personal Report,” is an inexpensive and good start for you if unable to afford a “Full Life Reading.” Go to http://www.drturi.com/readings for a full in-depth description of services provided.

JUPITER LUCKY TOUCH – In 2013 and all the way to February 2014, the great beneficial planet Jupiter (luck/expansion/protection/ traveling/foreigners/studying) will be cruising though a few signs starting with Gemini until June 26th, 2013. Then on this date, the planet of luck will move and stay into the sign of Cancer in your 5th house of love, romance and speculations until July 19th 2014. You will then become a magnet for foreign people and feel like studying with them. Jupiter’s luck will benefit you drastically by the house and signs for which the transit is taking place in. However, it is only through a professional, personal taped VIP consultation that the full impact of this great planet can be fully and accurately explained.

Being at the right place, at the right time, has a lot to do with your progress in terms of lucky breaks and opportunities … Jupiter will help provide those breaks. If you decide to move, the knowledge found in Astro-Carto- Graphy would become a serious help to your success (or your failure) in the new chosen location. Most of all, my latest discovery on “Your 12 months “Personal Lucky/Unlucky Dragon Window Dates” will become a major contribution for being at the right place at the right time. Keep this service in mind and give it a try — it works!

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To make it simpler for the reader to understand currently the Dragon’s Head is right into the 9th house of Joel Osteen and forcing a REBIRTH or his psyche pertaining to the codification of thoughts or religions. He is forced by the dragon to RE-evaluate ALL that he was forced to accept as truth – This is why Christian undergo what you call  “Born again Christian” but this time Joel was forced out of the negative push of his Pisces Sun sign and started his journey upstream. 

Like million of others cosmic unconscious souls on earth strongly advised to get a copy of my book “2013 Nostradamus Dragon Forecast” and be prepared for its powerful impact upon their lives and fate… Meantime Joel need to follow a true master of the Divine and with God will he will read and understand more on his Godly Divinity. Thus if you are one of the thousands of  Joel Osteen followers and feel my cosmic energy, learn from it and forward him my teachings please. 

Watch this little video and do not be mad at the world either, instead help me with your positive thoughts because thoughts are things that changes the world…

Magi Ptolemaeus

If you are not happy its because you do not live your destiny! God gave human the stars and the heavens for interpretations so you may lead a safer more productive life!

Blessings to all

Dr. Turi

CNN report - In a statement released on his website (http://www.joelostenministries.com), which appeared stripped down and bare, he said he has been questioning the faith for a long time. “I believe now that the Bible is a fallible, flawed, highly inconsistent history book that has been altered hundreds of times. There is zero evidence the Bible is the holy word of God,” said Osteen.

The reaction across the Christian world ranged from shock to grief to anger. “I can’t believe it,” said Jolene McCormack, of Austin, Texas, “he’s the last person I would expect to defect to atheism.”

Some of his parishioners at his Lakewood, Texas area megachurch expressed anger. “We’ve given him so much, and now he’s leaving us?” said Jim Burger, 65, a ten-year member of the church. “We won’t stand for it.”

In recent months, Osteen had demonstrated a willingness to deviate from Christian doctrine, often peppering his sermons with “New Age” references and at one point calling himself “God”.

The incident occurred in February and created a local uproar. Halfway through his morning Sunday service he dropped to his knees and began crying, and then announced, “I am God! I am just as much a God as our Lord is!” The 10,000 members in attendance appeared stunned. Osteen later released an apology, and blamed the outburst on a lack of sleep due to his busy travel schedule.

With Osteen’s departure, the church is left with a gaping hole in its leadership. A press release prepared by the church claimed Osteen is experiencing a “mental breakdown” and seemed to suggest they are unwilling to accept his resignation. “We won’t put up with this,” a congregation leader said off the record. “This guy’s made millions off of us, we’re not going to let him just take our money. We know his net worth is in upwards of $50 million.”

In the church parking lot on Sunday, a crowd gathered to hold a prayer vigil. “We’ll pray for him. He’s come under the influence of the Devil,” said Margaret Samson, a twelve-year member of the church. “We will go on. But we need him. We can’t do this without him.”

Note that our main site, due to heavy traffic, is experiencing intermittent lapses in service. You may read Pastor Joel’s full statement here

Please pass on this crucial newsletter to all the people you know…

Thank you

Blessings

Dr. Turi



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    • tsimitpo

      The Joel Osteen “resignation”, is, of course, a hoax.

      • drturi

        There is much more behind this hoax my friend….

        • Mayhem

          Sucker. Dr Turdy fell for an April Fools hoax, too funny. Your crystal ball in need of polishing Louis?

    • Pix

      He’s not the only priest/pastor/preacher who knows the bible is not true. Every 1st year theology student is given iron clad evidence of the origins of the things in the bible. Qualifiers become apologists because they want their chosen career of living off the backs ignorant believers. A nice cushy little earner telling lies for a living.

      :lol:

    • Anonymous

      Astrology is for idiots. Do you tell the future with sheep intestines too?

      • drturi

        millionaires do not use astrology, billionaires do
        J.P. Morgan
        That is if you know who he was and not an idiot Anonymous

    • Anonymous

      The Bible is accurate both historically and spiritually. There are some great books that document this. Such as “Evidence That Demands A Verdict” by Josh McDowell. An excellent website is

      http://www.bibleevidences.com/

      • no2lies

        hahahahaha! Are you serious? Really? This website is your “evidence”? If that is the case then you, my friend, have been sorely misguided. hahaha.

        To start off, this website offered practically no evidence of Jesus Christ. Also, nobody doubts that the bible hold historical significance chronologically. Its the myth of Jesus that is in question here.
        Did you know that there are hundreds of other messiahs that pre-date Christianity that subscribe to identical attributes as Jesus, such as virgin birth, 3 magi, performing miracles, 12 disciples, crucifixion, resurrection after 3 days… Its really quite amazing.

        Well, how can this be? The ancient Egyptians used Horus to personify astrology. For example, the birth sequence can be explained by the position of the sun during December 21-25. The sun’s position relative to the horizon is unchanged for 3 days during December 21-24, but then is “resurrected” on the 25th because the sun starts to rise again. The whole duality of night and day can perfectly personify our ancient views of good vs evil. Can’t you see? The fundamentals of religion is allegory based on observation of the world around them.
        Another thing. God loves us, but he inherently created people who are doomed to everlasting torture. And don’t give me that “God created freewill” crap. If he is all knowing then he must know who will eventually end up in hell. That makes no sense. An all-loving God that sends people to hell for all eternity? This has been used to conjure fear and guilt into believers for far too long… with no substantial evidence.
        The book of leviticus also states outright that slavery is acceptable and that children born into slavery are inherent property of the slave owner. I guess us humans shouldn’t have created our 13th amendment, since the holy book gives us the green light to hold slaves. That same book also says that fellow Israelites are just indentured servants – not to be confused with foreign slaves that you may openly force into submission.
        The book of samuel describes how God gave permission to wipe out an entire population on the basis of genocide for not believing. COME ON!
        Think about the Noah and Ark story. How could one family really contain all these animals, feed them, clean them, and safely remove them from his ark? I know, you’re gonna say that it was with the help of the almighty… I don’t buy it.
        Please look into the contradictions of the bible. It really is worth taking a look at. Christianity was invented by Roman Emperor Constantine in the 4th century. It was used for political gain. Please do some research on this.

        • Pix

          The bible is not in chronological order, so no, it’s totally useless for a historical anything.

          :wink:

    • Unified Serenity

      This is a hoax! Joel Osteen is not leaving his post nor abandoning his Christian faith.

      http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/04/09/houston-pastor-joel-osteen-targeted-in-elaborate-internet-hoax/?intcmp=trending

    • Pharisees.org

      The world’s greatest deception is that all four bibles are all the word of God (Catholic, Orthodox, Ethiopian and Protestant). In the NT section of all bibles are 21 writings of Pharisees. Only the one writing of Matthew and five writings of John are of men of God.

      /watercooler-topics/2013/03/all-churches-are-evil-2432116.html
      /spirit/2013/03/lunatic-paulsaul-tarsus-2475828.html
      /spirit/2013/04/jews-are-the-enemy-2476794.html

        • Ethiopian Haggis

          I like your Hat Mr. DrTuri.

        • Ethiopian Haggis

          Do you sell those hats on your website Mr. DrTuri? it’s really nice. I wish i could have one. People say i would look good with a hat. I don’t know if that is true. But i think your hat would be good for me.

        • Ethiopian Haggis

          I see Mr. DrTuri that with the lack of response, you obviously do not want other people to wear the same hat as you. That is not nice. That hat is nice. I will find one, and post a picture here for all to see. You will not be the only one with such a nice hat anymore.

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