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Teacher gets hand stuck in mouth after telling Jesus joke.

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During this Easter week a teacher got his hand stuck in his mouth after telling a joke in class about Jesus.

The joke seemed harmless. Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s? Answer: He has holes in his hands. The unnamed teacher delivered the joke during his lecture about the crucifixion and resurrection theology.

At that moment for Easter week it seemed like the perfect time and place for it. But apparently he was wrong.

That very same day an angry conservative Christian parent called the administration and complained that his joke was disrespectful to Jesus and the Christian faith.  Ironically, just a year earlier, the keynote speaker at his school’s district-wide meeting was an expert on “the importance of humor in the classroom.” His message: Humor Enhances Learning!  However, he brought this up with the principal and the superintendent during the meeting that he was being reprimanded in, they sternly told him that religion was entirely “off-limits.”

He tried to argue that the joke was not insulting to Jesus, but to no avail. he was told to “stick his hand in his mouth and desist all jokes pertaining to anything religious, especially Jesus.”

He complied and did as he was told.

As he tried to speak he found his hand would not budge from his mouth and muffling sounds were heard by the entire class as he tried to call for help.

Is Jesus really “no joking matter”?  Is it truly offensive to conservative Christians to make any little joke about him?  And if so, why?  And more importantly, WWJD?

James Martin is a Jesuit priest and author of Between Heaven and Mirth: Why Joy, Humor, and laughter are at the Heart of the Spiritual Life. In his book he argues that Christians have developed an almost unhealthy perception of Jesus as an intensely serious person who totally lacked any sense of humor; thus explaining why Christians are so dead serious about Jesus being “no laughing matter.”

Last year (January 25, 2012)  CNN ran an article about Martin and his book. Below is an excerpt.



Besides, what kind of a person has zero sense of humor? I asked Eileen Russell, a clinical psychologist based in New York who specializes in the role of resilience, how she would describe the psychological makeup of a person without a sense of humor.

“A person without a sense of humor would lead to that person having significant social problems,” she said. “He would most likely have difficulty making social connections, because he wouldn’t be able to read signals from other people, and would be missing cues.”

That’s the opposite of what we know about Jesus from the Gospels. Yet that’s just the kind of one-sided image that many Christians have of Jesus. It shows up in Christian books, sermons and in artwork. It influences the way that Christians think about Jesus, and therefore influences their lives as Christians.

If part of being human includes having a sense of humor, and if Jesus was “fully human,” as Christians believe, he must have had a fully developed sense of humor. Indeed, his sense of humor may be one unexamined reason for his ability to draw so many disciples around him with ease.

It’s time to set aside the notion that Jesus was a humorless, grim-faced, dour, unsmiling prude. Let’s begin to recover his humor and, in the process, his humanity.



Needless to say, the teacher should have consulted with Mr. Martin while being scolded for bringing some “Jesus humor” into his classroom. Perhaps he would have told his disgruntled administrators, along with the student who he “offended,” that Jesus would have been the first one laughing at his little joke.



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    • ElOregonian

      Go tell a “humorous” and despairing joke about Mohammed and see where that gets you. You will not have your hand stuck in your head. You’re going to have your lopped-off head stuck in your hands.

    • Pix

      “That very same day an angry conservative Christian parent called the administration and complained that his joke was disrespectful to Jesus and the Christian faith. ”

      What you mean compared to the disrespect and insult to every ones intelligence called Christianity. No unsubstantiated belief has a right of respect from others. It’s just a silly idea with no substance to it, any more than Puff the Magic dragon has. Religions are nothing more than dark age thought and belief intolerant political dictatorships, based on the political party called the Pharisees.

      Christianity is a political dictatorship complete with daily party political broadcasts, vilifying anyone who disagrees, criminalising dissent, treating the population as property, victimising minority groups to distract attention away from their barbaric policies, torture, war and genocides. All dictatorships are identical.

      :wink:

      • Neo

        For a “silly idea with no substance to it”, you sure do waste a huge amount of time railing against it. You have more huff ‘n puff than any magical dragon could muster.

        • Pix

          Yep well, nobody said the truth was a popularity contest. That would be politics and religions. And silly ideas that end up burning untold millions of people to death should always be kept an eye on, because given half a chance they would revert back to barbarian in no time at all.

          :lol:

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