Hillarys Secret Twin Found dead

Today, November 15, 2016 At 1:32 Pm (EST). It was announced that Hillarys secret twin, Abigal Lin Rodham. Was founld overdosed on a cocktail of stimulants, Cocaine and Adderall. She was known throughout the Washington elite to have been a raging Cocaine addict and Alcoholic. Last May she was pulled over with a BAC (Blood alcohol Content) of .3, Nearly 4 times the legal limit. The week after the officer was founld dead in his appartment. She was one of Hillarys closest advisers though out her political career. Long kept a secret from the public eye, it seems likely that with this bombshell it no longer be concealed any longer. This news comes after reports Bill Clinton heart condition worsens after a failed quadruple heart bypass surgery. Is this the end of the Clinton dynasty? Only time will tell.