Fortune Cookies
Kristin and I had lunch at a Vietnamese and Chinese restaurant with a friend of ours, Rene, today. Rene got a fun fortune cookie:
Keep your courage up and it will keep you up.
Which is kind of bland unless you play the “In bed” game–that’s where you add the words “in bed” at the end of your fortune cookie.
My fortune cookie, by contrast, was kind of creepy:
The thing in us that we fear just wants our love.
Adding “in bed” doesn’t exactly improve it.
I think that the best fortune I’ve ever seen wasn’t one I got, but a friend of mine did one time when we were out together. It said:
Kiss the person next to you.
She declined to follow it’s advice, hopefully not because I was sitting next to her.
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