Hilarious ‘Missed Connection’ Seeks Woman Who ‘Farted in the Bread Section’
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It’s one of the more unconventional Missed Connections ads we’ve seen: Boy sees girl. Boy accuses girl of farting in grocery store. Girl storms off.
Still, it seems there was a love connection — for the boy, at least.
Eloquently entitled, “You farted last night in Sobeys!” the Missed Connection was published Friday on Kijiji, a hub for posting online classified ads, similar to Craigslist.
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A man based in Moncton, Canada spotted the object of his desire at Canadian supermarket chain, Sobeys. He wrote:
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I… Continue reading…
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2012-10-28 03:22:17
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