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Flat Earth Movement Churned on by CIA – PSYOPS

Thursday, May 7, 2015 6:12
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Central Intelligance Agency
Psy-Ops Division
Date 4/22/15

Propagation of Operation Flat Earth

The psychological experiment involved the guinea pigs – the less-than-average intelligent internet conspiracy theorists – having a skeptical viewpoint of nasa and adhering to biblical literalism in regards to the shape of the earth (flat). The idea was to prop up eloquent narrators well-versed in psychological rhetoric with amicable qualities who would infuse this conspiratorial community with a certain level of pride, which was missing, in holding less-than-proud views of the shape of the earth. (Flat).

Matthew Boylan and Mark Sargent – our two main agents to carry this experiment – possessing “cool” personality qualities – led the guinea pigs to possess attitudes of confidence and emulation toward them. They were able to draw in a large amount of followers based solely on their performance and presentation without using any real science.

By providing a safety-net alternative model (flat earth) to the traditional yet incorrect model of the universe (heliocentric), the mission was to obfuscate as much as possible the correct model of the earth (spherical concave/CET) – in which its main proponent’s information (Steven Christopher) was to be suppressed as much as possible.

As of date, the project has been deemed successful in mitigating and thwarting most of Steven Christopher’s information from going mainstream. The intention of this intiative is to protect his identity (the One) as much as possible until he is ubiquitously revealed. There are numerous guinea pig Youtube producers touting flat earth theory, back with a confidence even, that have been successful in hiding CET, and we are getting a kick out of watching them.

Mission Accomplished….

Nathaniel Longhorn
Chief Director of Psychological Operations

p.s. this letter is fictitious but you should really wonder how true it may actually be.


EX-NASA Artist, hmm…expert in bullshit and fakery….


“Mark Sargent”, the amicable character spewing bullshit on ma and pa podcasts speaking out of his ass about the heavens being only a “hologram”. He’s so freindly and returns all your calls….except mine….


The truth, folks, is that flat earth is bullshit, but for most a stepping stone to soberly accepting Concave Earth Reality.

The flat earthers say that water is always level. But they refuse to look at the highly accurate geodetic survey in Naples Beach, Florida in the Rectilineator, which conclusively showed the earth and water has a concave curvature to it.

The horizon is made by curved light and the convave surface of the earth gets clipped of at a certain distance.

I look for the pure-hearted seekers of knowledge and understanding. Eviscerating ego and accepting the truth. Are you one of them?


Judgment Day is coming. The sun will stop and all hell will break loose. It’s is time you started accepting the truth I present, for your own safety.

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  • CrowPie

    I don’t know doc. He looks just like my fourth cousin removed, Jay. But he is supposed to be doing 36 months in the pen for production……something about the eyes…….

  • truthlovingsoul

    interesting. i have noticed an uptick in flat-earthers and to the unscientific mind, they put forth a fairly convincing case.
    i hadn’t thought that this could be another psy-op to hide the truth of the concave earth.
    who frickin knows what to believe anymore?


    it is what it is and there are bigger fish to fry methinks, like arresting and trying all elected officials for treason.

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