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Teddy Ruxpin returns with eyes that can rend the bonds of space and time

Friday, September 30, 2016 7:26
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screen-shot-2016-09-30-at-9-56-29-am In this, the 3000th Year Since The Coming Of The Wanderer (All Praise His Mercy), we are greeted by the fifth Potentate, a Teddy Ruxpin with LCD eyes and iPad connectivity. Teddy Ruxpin, or, as his followers in the Cities of Refuge called him, Ted, is a robotic toy that reads to children and then flays your mind from stem to stern, stealing all hope and blasting your personality to ribbons… Read More

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