This year's Seasons Groanings....er, Greetings
Have a great Holiday!
GRANTS RUSH YOU MONEY, GENTLEMEN
Grants rush you money, Gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay,
For Genes comprise our savior:
Omics have borne this Day!
To save poor souls from Teaching's power,
Which long time were grantless strays,
Which brings tidings of funding and joy--funding and joy!
Oh, tidings of funding and joy!
(From traditional carol God rest ye merry, gentlemen; source unknown)
'OMICS, TADA!
(After Eddie Fisher’s classic hit record Oh, my Papa)
Now surgeon’s cloak has covered all:
Forget now the pledge we made in May
We were to win in safe CRISPR’s Way.
Oh what made allure go astray:
We were to mendit on CRISPR's Day
Now the red blood has crossed our stars
Robbed our feeling of “Hip!”s and “Hurrah!”s
Let not your law turn wintery too
Icy as the seasons do
Now all the august b’liefs are shred
High hope's asleep in misled bed
Truth’s cold winds have blown my hypes away
And left me forlorn on sad CRISPR’s Day
Source: http://ecodevoevo.blogspot.com/2018/12/this-years-seasons-groaningser-greetings.html
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