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Gun Control Comedy

Saturday, February 23, 2013 13:51

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Recently, a Liberal friend of mine made an obviously joking tongue-in-cheek comment on Facebook, basically riffing off the analogy between the gun control debate and drunk driving: why have laws against drunk driving since we all know criminals don’t obey laws anyway?… why punish me for drunk driving if I’m a responsible drunk driver and don’t hurt anyone?… I should only be punished if I wreck and hurt someone — don’t blame responsible drunk drivers or the alcohol, etc. You get the picture.

I decided to play along and posted the following satire of my own, based on the details…

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2013-02-23 13:46:42

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