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A Little Entertainment

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I got a little entertainment today.  This post is specifically for “preacher”.

“preacher” joined a popular preppers forum I helped build.  “preacher decided to attack a long time member on the open forum there.  As the mod there, I told “preacher” about how that sort of behavior is not acceptable.  Ya just can’t act like a jerk on the open forum.  “preacher” got hostile and threatened to drive up to southern Illinois since it’s just a 5 hour drive from Leslie, Arkansas and ”kick my ass”.  Which, of course, got him banned from the forum.  Since I didn’t bother to ban his isp, he joined with a new forum name and threatened me again.  Now he’s got my website url, LOL  Geez, how much stupidity can one person exhibit in less than a few hours?  Apparently, a whole bunch.

Well ‘preacher’ here I am.   Come on up!  If’n ya can’t read the map, feel free to ask for directions.  I’d be more than happy to draw you a map, in crayon, like usual.

Maybe, when yer done kickin my ass, you could get a spot on Doomsday Preppers!  Ya know, I know a guy that knows a guy that slept with his sister……..

Seriously, if I had a nickel for every moron who threatened to kick my ass over on the APN forum, I’d be able to pay my farm off. 

So, there’s my stupidity entertainment for the day.  Thanks “preacher”, I haven’t had a good laugh in a few days.  Me and the local sheriff (my neighbor, LOL) are waiting for you to arrive.  He’s just dying to meet you.  See ya when you get here!

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Source: http://www.selfsustainedliving.net/2014/02/a-little-entertainment.html


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