They´re making us look stupid!

So much clutter! Puh-lease don´t talk to me about the “”"illuminati”"”. Well, no, you can talk to me about anything you like but I will tell you that that is what I am thinking. Yes, something is afoot….the official story with its ten thousand coincidences and convolutions crumbles upon a closer look. According to the official story, the last Soviet premier stepped down to….worry about recycling (had already set up an environmental NGO)….America became more “conservative” in the eighties….the world´s most powerful nation was brought to its knees– by teenage boys training on monkey bars…every realised prediction of things moving in a certain direction was…coincidence…for all time women have been craving pregnancy termination, then they finally had the genius, power, and international organisation to pull it off…the ACLU are aggressive defenders of civil liberties, the only reason they aren´t in emergency status over the new security provisions is because of the obviously more pressing critical seriously relevant issue of weddings and celebrations! Don´t you read that part of the NYT? You know sometimes those dumb looking pictures of two men do not represent a legally sanctioned union? aw, thank goodness we have the totally not shady ACLU to put priorities in place and get right on that. The fact that pre-WWII communist plans often reference a need to promote this sort of thing is…more coincidence…no no…moral prescience!!
     Anyway, yeah, lots of people wake up, so to speak. They know something more is going on. So they get on the interweb and find…..a bunch of garbage about the “illuminati,” UFOs, etc. Ok, you might be getting the feeling that I am not very woo. Very true. I should also say that am usually wrong, so I am open to the possibility of reversing my position, but why oh why do we let ´truthers´ get away with this sort of thing? This ridiculous concept makes real sober critiques of the accidental view of history look not just crazy but stupid. We are to imagine that all movements of nation states, media, social programming, flow with the whims of secret societies that exist just because? And that is not the ridiculous part. The ridiculous part is the very male cognitive error that human existence is purely linear and travels like light through a vacuum. That ideas can move over centuries direct through timespace of their own propulsion. Consider instead that mankind is also cyclical. Birth. Ideas are transmitted through generations.  Mothers and Fathers. Account for this please! How would such secret societies self-perpetuate so neatly?
     May I make another critique? NAADD. News addiction attention deficit disorder. Every flood, tornado, accident, clearly the work of the baddies. Ok, sometimes it could be true. But is that the main point here? Have sinister men been working behind the scenes for over a hundred years to…bring down a power plant? Maybe you should stay focused on the main agenda: history´s shapers are.