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Top Ten Bad Astronomy Jokes

Tuesday, December 4, 2012 10:42

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Some of these you may have heard before and some may be new to you, but they are all equally bad.
From the home office in Iowa, here’s our top ten bad astronomy jokes:

#10.) smearing ink on the eyepiece, so as to give the observer an appearance of a “black eye”.

#9.) Q.) What do you call a lawyer in space? A.) A good start

#8.) Q.) What’s an astronomer’s favorite candy bar? A.) A Milky Way

#7.)One blonde asks the other, “Which is closer, Florida or the Moon?
the second answers: “Duh! The Moon! You can’t see Florida from here!

#6.) Q.)What do you call a night guard with a college degree? A.) An Astronomer.

#5.) Astronomers do it in the dark.

#4.)Anything involving “How many Astronomers does it take to change a lightbulb?”
(My favorite is “Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to complain about the light pollution.”)

#3.) When discussing any moon, quoting “That’s no moon, it’s a space station!” from Star Wars

#2.) Anything involving rhyming Venus with a certain part of the human anatomy.

#1.) Anything involving rhyming Uranus with a certain part of the human anatomy.
(Us Astronomers are way past being tired of Uranus being the butt of bad jokes.)

Got a particularly bad Astronomy joke you’ve heard? Share it in a comment below:

Ray Sanders is a Sci-Fi geek, astronomer and blogger. Currently researching variable stars at Arizona State University, he writes for Universe Today, The Planetary Society blog, and his own blog, Dear Astronomer

2012-12-04 08:05:18

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