What to do when your Zodiac sign becomes EXTINCT?

Is that a bummer, or what? Imagine your Zodiac sign becoming extinct.

What’s that do to your chart? What will Madam Blavatsky do, go out of the fortune-telling business?

Well, it HAS HAPPENED before. Taurus the Bull used to be TAURUS THE AUROCH.

Take a look at this painting from the Lascaux Cave, painted about 18,000 years ago, according to reliable dating….

This is Taurus the Auroch. Several pieces of evidence confirm that it is the Zodiac Constellation. First, notice it has no rear body. Neither does the present modern constellation.  Notice also the face of the auroch…the group of stars on its snout is the lovely open cluster of stars called in contemporary astronomy: the “Hyades”.  You may ALSO notice that to the left of the painting of the auroch is a line of stars located in the exact position of the Belt of Orion. Oddly, there are 4 in the picture, while the Belt only contains 3 stars. The 4th star may signify an instruction to go in a straight line from the Belt of Orion to the face of the…auroch.  Auroch’s did not have such LONG HORNS as pictured here. The OTHER aurochs in the cave are pictured with typically shorter horns…but the stars in the sky seem to indicate very long horns, and so this picture is DEFINITELY the very same Zodiac Constellation we have today and know as Taurus The Bull.

Aurochs went extinct. They must have been delicious…like “squab” was the carrier pigeon, the most prevalent bird on the North American continent when the settlers arrived, estimated in the billions. yum yum. dumb dumb. Last one died in 1916. Last auroch died in 1625 in what is now Poland. DoDo birds must have been delicious too….who’s the dodo? Our freezers would probably be full of dodo meat now, if the Portuguese settlers of Madagascar were a wee bit less gluttonous.

So, that’s what you do…REPLACE your EXTINCT Constellation with the closest thing you can find.  Here’s ANOTHER one that went extinct…you’ll be surprised what it has been replaced with!

The Hairy Rhinoceros constellation (pictured there on the left). Extinct. There are three other “constellations” in this picture that serve to identify the location of the Hairy Rhinoceros and CONFIRM it is a Zodiac Constellation….

[AND, dear Reader, THIS article you are reading is the FIRST PUBLISHED identification of the Hairy Rhino being a pre-historic Zodiac constellation. How's that grab ya?] 

On the far right is a typical auroch…notice the short horns. The EYE of the auroch is the summer star VEGA. The Dead Man is now the Northern Cross, or the Constellation Cygnus, with the EYE of the Dead Man being the star DENEB. The little bird is still a bird, AQUILA the Eagle, with the eye being the star ALTAIR. This, friends, is the Summer Triangle. Just to the left of the Summer Triangle is MY ZODIAC SIGN…my new one… the one that replaced the HAIRY RHINOCEROS after it became extinct…. It’s hairy too. It’s got horns too. The figure for the Constellation CAPRICORN is…the goat-fish.

So, there you go…if your ZODIAC SIGN becomes extinct, and it might, just replace it with something, anything, half-way resembling it…and your karma will still be no worse for wear.