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The Metropolitan Police are launching a missing persons enquiry after reports from concerned politicians that a man has gone missing from the Downing Street area.

A man identified as George Osborne, who sometimes responds to the name ‘Gideon’, has not been seen for many days now and police are growing increasingly concerned for his mental health.

He was expected to appear in the House of Commons or thereabouts on Monday 20th March. He was last seen presenting a Budget and listening to immediate reaction before going missing.

Psychological profilers think he could be very depressed. The Budget began to unravel almost immediately as its main money grab against the disabled was exposed as unacceptable even to mad Tories and the rest of it was analysed as an accounting swindle.

Then one of George Osborne’s long standing friends, a Mr Iain Duncan Smith, who sometimes responds to the name ‘Bastard’, came out and said some very rude words about Geroge without actually saying any rude words about him. Police are keen to interview Mr Duncan Smith, who first appeared all across the TV screens and then, in his own way, vanished for some hours. He is expected to reappear in public, however, as he is always keen to be noticed.

Police issued a late statement about their investigation, that concludes: “With any luck he will be in the Thames, because that way, with the cuts to policing, it won’t take long to drag him out and arrange his political funeral.”

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Source: http://pluralistspeaks.blogspot.com/2016/03/gone-missing.html


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