Newsletter 1040
From Al Case at Matrix Martial Arts…
The Night Before Christmas!
Okay,
it is that time of year.
i am about to offer my rendition of
The Night Before Christmas.
Before I do,
however,
I need to give you the true meaning of HanaKwanMass.
Hana = Hanukah
Kwan = Kwanza
Mass= Christmas
All three in one.
Now,
why do I do this?
Because Politically correct idiots
say I must not offend anybody.
If i say Merry Christmas
I offend others.
If I say Happy Kwanza
I offend others.
If I say Happy Hanukah
I offend others.
Well,
heck,
I can do that.
And if I put all three days
into one greeting…
I CAN OFFEND EVERYBODY!
Yippee!
Now that I have offended everybody
let’s delve into that arcane bit of literature,
The Night Before Christmas.
Go get yourself your favorite beverage,
put your feet up,
and read on!
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!
Twas the night before Christmas
I was in my shack
primed and ready
for the red fat attack.
my weapons were loaded
the windows were barred
all would be safe
while I was on guard
The chimney was decked
with concertina wire
I crouched by the couch
ready to fire.
I had an M60
with ammo to feed
I didn’t care
if the red fat did bleed.
A loaded shotgun
and grenades to spare
when red fat came down
I’d blow him out of there.
Throwing stars and knives
and a really long sword
and if that didn’t work
I knew a bad word.
Sitting there late
my eyes started to close
when suddenly I heard
a bunch of ho hos.
Off with the lights
safety off, too
I watched the fire close
and heard a sound from the flu.
‘Ouch and gosh darn it
who put the wire here
those are my undies
starting to tear!’
Then a shower of soot
and a grunt and a groan
he landed in the fire
and gave out a moan.
He was rubbing the place
where the wire did tear
so I held down the trigger
and lead filled the air.
belt after belt
did I deal the red fat
he danced and he jumped
I knew he felt that!
then quicker than spit
I ran out of lead
but enough was enough
he had to be dead.
Boy was I shocked
to see him stand tall
stepping out of the fireplace
not bothered at all.
So I grabbed up the 16
to mow him down
he had to be hurting
cause I saw his big frown.
Then I was empty
and he came straight for me
I pulled out my knives
and sliced him with glee
He jumped to the side
moving real quick
disarmed my knives
with a well placed kick
then he dropped the big bag
he had on his shoulder
reached forth his arms
and his anger did smolder
He grabbed hard my neck
and held me up high
I tried kicks and punches
but I was like a fly
Not karate nor judo
no art did work
and he grinned a mean grin
and called me a jerk
‘Don’t you know
you stupid little man
Christmas is forever
in spite of your plan.’
Then he threw me aside
and proceeded to work
giving presents to all
and to me a great smirk
And when he left
the great big red fat
he left me a lump of coal
the big red fat rat!
HANAKWANMASS TO ALL
and to all a great work out.
Have a great work out!
Al
Now…
HANAKWANMASS!
And have a great work out!
Al
And don’t forget to check out the interview
BTW
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It’s really nothing more than applying matrixing to politics.
Matrixing + Politics = Sanity
I told you matrixing works with anything.
Here’s the link…
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Source: https://alcase.wordpress.com/2021/12/18/newsletter-1040/
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