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Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey ... AHHA

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Now guys … considering the works and science of our Mother Earth Matrix and the infused holodeck illusions of things imposed on the matrix by the sinister celestials … I’m not gonna say the claim of this man is impossible … (AHHA)

For sure there are a many resident reptilian celestials and other foreign celestials whom true appearance are concealed by a satellite frequency signal …

And for sure there are those celestial/aliens who take on the illusion of a human just to venture in intimate activities … as to muster-up and feed on aroused energies …

And maybe the prostitute was a celestial and did activate a donkey illusion to keep from getting arrested …. (AHHA) …. 

But sometimes … if you get your hand caught in the cookie jar or some other extremities you might be using  …. it’s just best to quietly submit to the charges … so you won’t end up looking like the ja … donkey ….


Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey

HERE Updated: Wednesday, 26 Oct 2011,

Admitting the crime, Moyo told the court, “Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club, and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”


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    • Thruster

      Hee aww …Hee aww… Hee awwlways says that!!

    • The Red Pill

      Maybe it was mere hypnosis the whole time and the chick just took his money and left in the beginning.

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