Innocent Flamingo, Guilty Fockers

What is it about the holidays that just makes the worst in people come out? Leave it up to Christmas, New Years, Thanksgiving and for some, St. Patrick’s Day for people to really act like a fool. So what exactly do you get when you mix a 41-year-old woman, a 23 year man, the 23-year-old man’s family and a flamingo??? A trailer trashy mess.  Things reached a boiling point right after Thanksgiving for the couple who lives in a trailer park in Hobe Sound. The girlfriend said her boyfriend allegedly shoved, pushed and spat on her (eeeshhhh…I think everyone knows from my prior blogs how I feel about that last one….SMH). I didn’t know grown people spat on each other, but apparently they do.

But here’s where the real fockerization starts….not to mention that anyone getting into a heated argument inside the close confines of a trailer home is anything but safe. The girlfriend explained that her boyfriend lost his job and somehow decided that moving his parents into their trailer home would somehow make ends meet. She became so angered from having to foot the bill for her boyfriend and his family that according to her boyfriend, she turned to drinking. Heavy drinking….so much so that in his words she “drank herself beyond oblivion”. Plus, she somehow decided to stab the walls in the middle of her drunken stupor.

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