Bing Bung China-5th December 2013

Location of Sighting: Bing Bung China
Date of Sighting: Dec 5th
Time: 1200 Zulu
Witness Name:Anon

Witness Statement:I know you guys are intelligent and discerning. I would welcome feedback on some information that has come my way.

We know Amazon are considering using drones to deliver goods to customers. However, I have heard that Ann Summers have designed a drone in China that will deliver its goods directly to its customer base.

Its called the “Hot Throb”. Customers will be advised to stand outside their houses and twerk when their special delivery is due. The magic eye on the drone recognises this and delivers the goods bang on target.

This worries me. If someone bends over to tie a shoe lace they might get a nasty surprise. In fact some people could feel that this type of delivery could be a breach of personal and neighbourhood privacy by thinking they have been invaded by an invasive alien object. Even worse if its witnessed or recorded on a phone

The drone is some two feet long, a foot in width, and powered by two round shaped power plants at the rear. It also makes a loud buzzing noise, has a strobe light, a head light to see in the dark and green and red navigation lights.

Do you think “Hot Throb” will be a hit or a miss with its customer base? Will the CAA certify it to fly. Will the remote pilot be male or female? Will people think its a UFO and have the RAF deal with it?

Your views on this are impotent to me.