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Sending Animal Crap to Your Enemies

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Written by Gloom Wire

I’ve pulled some pranks in my life. Like putting lotion in a girls hair on the bus and covering a buddies house in toilet paper on Halloween. You know, every day things that horrible children do. 

But as an adult, you’ve got nothing to express your discontent for another human. Until now! Express your hatered for someone with a steaming pile of crap in a box. Delivered not by you but instead an average postal worker. The online company shitexpress.com will do the dirty work for you.

Yes, not only can I send a fresh turd to that hussy that stole your boyfriend or whatever, you can add a nifty little note to the home-wrecker wishing her the very best with that two-second wonder of an ex-boyfriend with one testicle.

 

Yes, it’s gluten free, if you were wondering.

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    • Lord of Cannabis

      Why this is the PERFECT gift for the most hated judeo-christo-CREEP in your life!
      A box of fresh, smelly, diseased animal feces!
      Hey, let’s send a whole truck load of it to Jed Bozza’s home in New Jersey!
      You know him by many, many different Pen names here on BIN.
      The MOST HATED is BEEF SUPREME!
      Here are some of the many others Jed Bozza=Egg FOOL Fung=Mayhem=CowPlop=2NT1=amaFOOL123

      Jed Bozza
      429 Province Line Road
      Hopewell, NJ 08525

      The PERFECT gift for the MOST HATED judeo-christo-CREEP on BIN!

      ENJOY, JED!
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
      Just like your religion, smelly, crappy, diseased and dying!

      • CrowPie

        I’m tempted to put my real address here…. I could use about two tons for my garden. :cool:

        • Gus Fung

          Quote: “I could use about two tons for my garden”

          Maybe “Chris Pix” could just come over and empty out his giant drawers on your garden ?

        • CrowPie

          Hey….I just saw this. I guess the diaper dump would work.

          Seems the run-off from the mountain behind my house does a real number on the acidity of my soil. I’m going to have to add fresh fertilize on a regular basis to keep it balanced.

          Man….that’s just what I wanted to have to play with all summer, right?

          Maybe I’ll just go with the ol’ straw bale gardens this year and fore go the fertilize altogether.

    • FindtheTruth

      I want to send urethra squish to my enemy and see how he likes it.

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