Men Who Make Passes Will be Terminated

Application for making sexual advances.
From now on guys will have to have women
sign them, so they can proceed huh?

Here is a check list though to keep guys out of trouble, by pre-screening potential women to date
or make advances on.

Please check all that apply

I am a prude and don’t want to be touched _______

I am a feminist who never got asked to the prom and I hate all men because of it ________

I am a feminist who can’t do things women traditionally were supposed to learn (cook, sewing, child rearing) ________

I am a feminist who blames all of my own shortcomings on normal women and want them to be as miserable as I am __________

I am a feminist who hates everybody, all of the time, no exceptions __________

I am a feminist and I became one because of peer pressure from the left _________

I fall for anything said on the news media ___________

I watch mainstream media and believe them ____________

I hate children and never want any, ever ____________

If a man touches me, I feel violated _______________

If a man compliments me, I feel violated _____________

If a man talks to me, I feel violated _____________

If a man looks at me, I feel violated _____________

If a man ignores me, I feel vindicated in my views of my non-invasive persona __________

I basically have nothing to offer a man at all, as I can’t do anything, but eat and complain __________

I don’t know how to “love” at all, so don’t waste your time on me ____________

I am just into myself and think I am the greatest thing on the planet ____________

I want to be left alone to my own miserable existence ___________

Please wait for the man to “grade” this application so you may be rejected properly.