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Tuesday, May 22, 2018 17:35

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and She Forgave Me

by Henry Makow

You can separate the wives of the world into two categories.

If you forget their birthday, the first group will bite your head off, and make you suffer, and pay. These are the “nasty women.” Think Ashley Judd, Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton.

The second group will take it totally in stride and forgive you. Think Florence Nightingale, Mama Theresa or Melania Trump.

My own wife belongs to this second downtrodden group. She is long-suffering and patient. She has done the impossible- love a man. I congratulate her on her choice. These are the real women.

Do I have any excuse for forgetting her birthday? Apart from being a self-centered oldest male child in a Jewish family? Apart from being permanently distracted?

“I plead Guilty, your Honour.”

My only Defence is that I treat my wife Like Gold all the time and Birthday honors do sometimes seem redundant.

“Well,” the judge asks, “how would you feel if she forgot your birthday?“

Defendant Makow- “Quite honestly Judge, I’d be disappointed and tease her about it but I’d take it in stride …after I extracted my pound of flesh.”

Luckily my wife never puts me in that embarrassing position.

Would you make a fuss if your spouse forgot your birthday?

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raburgeson

Better grovel and make it up to her. Some big argument in the future it could come up. The phrase is right, hell has no fury like a woman’s scorn. They stand by you and it’s you and me against the world. Better not forget the anniversary either.

May 22, 2018, 6:00 pm 0 Reply

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