We Need a New Government Program

Normally I am against expanding the scope of government and a new program is against my core beliefs, however there comes a time when one is necessary. Unemployment is rampant and is about to get much worse. We need to take action now to avoid this disaster.

In November a multitude of democrats will become unemployed and let’s face it, they have absolutely no skills needed to make it in the real world. Therefore, we need to put a program in place to take these liberals and place them in jobs where they can become useful and not a drag on the economy. Some will be voted out and others like Reid and Pelosi may just well resign since they will be powerless. We need to get them to work ASAP or they will be just as big a drag on the country as they were when they were in office.

I have given this long and thoughtful deliberation and I may just have some answers.

Nancy Pelosi ….. The AMA could hire her as a public service announcement decrying the horror of Botox overdose and what it can do to the mind.

Harry “Century 21” Reid ….. He could be the stand in double for Tom Hanks in his newest movie “Stalin…Man of the 20th Century”

Claire McCaskill….. Could be a billboard model. You would have her likeness on the board with a caption that reads “Don’t commit suicide over Obamacare”

Jon Tester…. He has a bright future as a speed bump.

Bill Nelson.…. This one was tough but I believe he could be useful as a coat rack at The Breakers in Palm Beach.

Sherrod Brown….. I once wrote to him complaining that democrats stopped us from drilling 30 miles off our coast and allowing China to drill for that oil. He wrote back that I was wrong and that the Chinese were drilling 60 miles off the coast of Cuba. When I told him that our coast was 90 miles from Cuba and that 30 miles off our coast would then be 60 miles off the coast of Cuba, he went silent. Obviously, he cannot teach geography, therefore we could use him as a weather vane.

Barack Insane Obama…..This was an easy one. He can go to work for travel agents. They always have someone go out and test the accommodations first. He would make a fine professional vacationer and in his spare time , he can test out golf courses. If they paid him by the round he would qualify for the 1%.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz….. Let’s face it there will be some totally hopeless cases. While we are talking about Schultz, I would like to offer my deepest apology for hurting her feelings by calling her a moron. I wouldn’t have done it but I assumed she already knew.

There are many more but I think you have the idea. We really need to find a way for liberals who are completely dysfunctional in the real world and find someplace where they can be a contributing force.

And by the way, there is no truth to the fact that I suggested Barney Frank for the locker room towel boy for the New England Patriots. (But I wish I had)

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