Florida Man Cleaning Handgun Goes Off Half-cocked
I’ll let y’all in on a little something….AWD loves him some guns. The only thing better than guns are…more guns! Or maybe more guns and Hooters. I’ll admit one damn thang…I love me some guns! But AWD was taught at an early age to always assume every gun is loaded…especially when cleaning them. There is one universal safety rule about cleaning guns that reigns supreme above all others: DO NOT SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE WANG WHEN CLEANING YOUR GUN!
Apparently, some wigger-type doof in Florida didn’t learn that rule and will be shooting blanks from now on. Because he did not follow the universal gun safety rule….he done blowed off his man-thing! And one of his cojones to boot! Let me tell you another damn thang, if the Big Sexy blows off the Captain and a gonad with a hollow-point, the next shot fired is going straight through my melon! Without the Captain running on all 8 cylinders, what’s a Big Sexy to do? Become a consultant? Or worse yet, a moisturizing poofter? No, no, no….that’s why AWD always checks, re-checks, and re-re-checks all of his arsenal when it’s time for cleaning to make sure the Captain stays intact and in working order, baybah.
2012-09-14 10:14:12
Source: http://teapartywire.com/blog/2012/09/14/florida-man-cleaning-handgun-goes-off-half-cocked/
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