The Constitution Strikes Back: “The Cruz-ade”
My husband sent me this funny Star-Wars send-up thinking it was an official Ted Cruz campaign video.
Alas, it is not. It’s by Cruz supporter named Joel Gilbert.
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A writer at the Rolling Stone actually found it kind of entertaining:
“It is a dark time for the Republic. A deceptive and radical donkey has seized the capital and shredded the constitution,” the opening crawl of The Constitution Strikes Back reads. “A powerful rebel must arise to unite the elephants and save the nation.”
We won’t spoil the whole thing for you, but we will say it involves a Constitution-powered lightsaber that “Cruz’” may or may not use to ward off RINOs and a donkey-riding President Obama drunk on executive power.
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Source: https://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2016/01/13/the-constitution-strikes-back-the-cruz-ade/
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