A Pussy by Any Other Name Is Just a Cat

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I had a dream last night. I dreamed I was on a bus. And the bus was glorious. And it was silver, and inlaid with gold, within and without, and I heard a voice call unto me, and the voice said, “Pssssssst!”

So I walked up to the voice, and I said, “What?” And the voice got holy, and powerful, and resounded-duh.

And the voice said, “Now, I’m gonna tell you about pussy!”

“Back in the day your government declared a war on poverty. Now forty percent of your nation is on food stamps. Then, it declared a war on drugs. Now you got the cartels. Bigger than IBM. Bigger than ATT. Production lines better than Apple Computer, more potent than Johnson and Johnson . . . can I have an amen?”

“ Now, pussy has been brought out of the back of the bus, and your government has declared a war on pussy. Heretofore America had forgotten pussy, swept it under the rug, but now, pussy is in every mind, on every lip. If we can expect the same result as before, your government will expand this war on pussy. Indeed, the groundwork has been prepared with gay marriage, transgender restrooms, and sex education in elementary schools. You will see a concentrated effort to eradicate pussy.

If we have learned anything it’s when the government tries to fix something it costs too much, and in the end the problem grows exponentially. If the government model holds true in short order the nation will be overflowing with pussy, and men will not be judged by the content of their character, but by pussy, and all, except those paying child support, will cry, “Free at last! Free at last! Thank God pussy is free at last! Give me an amen, and pass the love offering!”

See how absolutely silly this is. For days now I’ve been snake amazed at the democrats trying to milk this so-called “scandal” for all it’s worth. We have seen a homosexual grill Donald Trump on this during the last debate while Bill Clinton stares at his victims in the audience. Michelle Obama almost in tears, saying she was so offended that she couldn’t quit thinking about it. Funny, she wasn’t offended by the last rappers in the White House.

And Hillary! Don’t get me started. CAUGHT! Caught deleting emails, government property. Goes on and on about Trump’s tax returns while she has a foundation formed in CANADA that launders money better than Al Capone, sold favors while she was Secretary of State, and the democrats are STILL waving her around like Betsy Ross.

Last year I wrote a piece called “America Lost!” I need to edit it and call it America GONE! Do you realize that around fifty percent of the voters in America think Hillary Clinton is a viable candidate? She brags about her successful nuclear deal with Russia. Putin KEPT his word, Hillary lied, and he called her a liar. Wanna know what the whole Syrian thing is really about? For weeks the Dems have been hammering that nail about Trump being unstable. Now, as usual, they wave the specter of WWIII at us with “stable” Hillary at the helm.

This ain’t gonna work. There isn’t enough room in the stadiums to hold all,the Trump supporters, and the democrats can’t dig up enough dead voters to steal the election. So please, get out and vote! Make America great again. We can all worry about “pussy” later!

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