The WIRE: Your week in review

From Gaza to La Raza — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest^® presents: The WIRE!

Paranoid, trigger-happy Zionists with persecution complexes and incredible firepower vs. insane, murderous, Islamofascists who think human life is just ammunition. Again. For the umpteenth time in 70 years. I’m sure this one ought to go just fine.

And thanks to the Iran Deal, we’re paying both sides! Yay, globalism!

Kinda tough to blame the Israelis for women and children getting killed in the Hamas-run assaults on the Gaza border. What the hell are women and children doing at the Hamas-run assaults on the Gaza border?

“Sounds like the Jews have opened fire. Let’s send the wife and kids to see what the hubbub is about.”

The Left’s attempts to paint the dead as poor innocents backfired when Hamas itself corrected the record, publicly claiming all but a handful as members of their organization. Probably wanted to make sure they got full credit from the Iranian martyr’s fund.

“Allahu Akbar! Quit messing with our bread and butter.”

But the Left isn’t just campaigning on the many fun guys in Hamas. If their meltdown over President Trump calling MS-13 “animals” is any indication, they’re also running on what a fine bunch those narcoterrorists are. An interesting message for the party of Planned Parenthood.

That’s gonna make a lousy bumper sticker.

According to The Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness.” But their self-proclaimed “conservative” blogger Jen Rubin called Trump’s characterization of MS-13 as animals “disgusting … dehumanization.”

Democracy Dies in Dumbass

Remember when all they had to do to take a Congressional majority this fall was not make complete fools of themselves? In the last three weeks the Democrats defended: MS-13, Hamas, Al Qaeda, Iran’s Islamofascist rulers and Kim Jong Un, while continuing to call NRA members and law-abiding American citizens “terrorists with blood on their hands.”

You can make it foolproof, but you can’t make it Democrat-proof.

The FBI called it “Operation Crossfire Hurricane.” It involved a wide-ranging Obama administration operation to spy on the Trump campaign, including wiretaps and even a spy embedded in the campaign, not to mention the Clinton-funded fake dossier they used to justify the whole thing.

Oh, there was “collusion” in the 2016 campaign, all right — but not between Trump and the Russians.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller has yet to uncover any crime on Trump’s part; and this week, the President’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, revealed Mueller’s office has admitted he can’t indict Trump anyway. There are even reports he may have indicted a non-existent company. Yeah, this has been a worthwhile expenditure of taxpayer funds.

At this rate, they should have just donated the money to Trump’s reelection campaign.

Hard not to notice the media — especially CNN — has given Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti so much face time, they’re basically working for him. Judging by this party pic which was tweeted — and quickly deleted — by a CNN employee, they’re letting the embattled attorney crash on their couch.

What party? This is a dress rehearsal for our next “interview.”

Democrats were thrilled by Kim Jong Un’s predictable threat to pull out of upcoming peace talks. Imagine hating Trump so much you’d rather North Korea remain a dangerously belligerent nuclear power than cede any credit to your own president.

Totes worth it!

Kim’s complaints apparently center on the tough talk from National Security Adviser, and poster boy for neocon war hawks John Bolton. Guarantee he rubbed his hands together and cackled like a movie villain when Bolton heard that.

Good! Goooooood!

As hordes of Venezuelans look to escape their economic black hole of a country, neighboring Colombia has announced a crackdown on illegal aliens.

No parallels to anything going on — say — here in the U.S. at all… nah.

Kaitlin Bennett’s graduation photos of her toting her legally owned firearm sent the left scurrying for their safe spaces. Noted anti-liberty blowhole Piers Morgan said she’s “not a victim,” and called her a “halfwit.”

Damn right she’s not a victim, and that rifle is a big part of why, you halfwit.

According to a woman accusing Tom Brokaw of sexual harassment, NBC’s internal investigation into management’s dirty deeds was “deeply flawed.” I don’t know where she’s getting that from. They put top men on it.

Top. Men.

Following the leaking of a staffer’s ugly remark about Senator John McCain, the White House is considering shrinking their communications staff to try and keep their messaging from getting confused. I dunno. If they don’t take away Trump’s Twitter feed, they’re wasting time.

Covfefe!

Oh noes! According to CNN, “the Trump administration is arresting noncriminal immigrants in increasing numbers, new figures show.” Except CNN didn’t mention those figures also show the “noncriminal immigrants” getting arrested are here illegally, which makes them — wait for it — criminals.

Starting to wonder if journalism is the right career path for these guys.

And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest^®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”

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