Deedle Deedle Deedle

Ok, here’s one of my pettest peeves! Uptight social watchdogs who sexualize everything from a drink of water to a horse collar! Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson put a picture up on social media of his three year old little girl in a swimming pool. Surprise, surprise! The Empress had no clothes! Immediately, the social lions jumped on fresh meat. Hey! If she excites you that much stop looking!

This is a prime example of our schizophrenic national conscience. On the one hand we have Drag Queen Story Time down at the library, while on the other we wear out Twitter because a little girl goes skinny dipping with daddy. Hey! I have an idea. Why don’t you go over to the Rock’s house and try to jump in the pool with her, see how that works out for you.

It’s gotten so sad that before you can even TALK about this subject you have to triple filter your thoughts so as not to fall victim to a flock of amateur psychologists calling you a pedophile. Unless they themselves are into little girls, then THEY’RE “minor attracted.”

I grew up in the ‘50’s, and didn’t realize that Donald Duck never wore no pants until I was eleven, though I did have a thing for Tinkerbell, but let’s not go there. You do understand that Mickey and Minnie were shacking up, don’t you? Before I finished high school I swam with a LOT of naked girls, a couple from Mary Hardin-Baylor College, and they were BAPTIST girls! Imagine that!

I love little girls. Before life converts them into, well, I’m not gonna use the “B” word, but you know what I mean. I have six ex-wives so I may be biased. About a month ago I was in H-E-B, our Texas size supermarket, and I saw three little girls and a mommy at the checkout counter. One was about two feet tall, while the two other sisters were around three feet. How do I know that they were sisters? Because they were all wearing the same DRESS! That’s how. Anyway, the little one looked right at me. Then she cocked her eyes first to one sister, then the other. Looking back at me, she fluttered her eyes. “Deedle, Deedle, Deedle! I could almost hear her say, “See these two? Nothing there. I’m the smart one!” Then, she smiled and walked out of my life forever. Leaving only love.

From Drag Queen Story Time to a five year old being schooled in how to be Transgender, why don’t we get our heads out of the kids’ pants, and just let them grow up? There was nothing wrong with The Rock swimming with his little girl. There is something wrong if it bothered YOU! Deedle Deedle Deedle!

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