Happy FEMA Camp Resident (How To Guide)

The 5 simple steps on how to become a happy future FEMA Internment Camp Resident, which can be found throughout all of the former USA, which is now called The 10 Fusion Centers of North America FEMA Internment Civilian Camps.

1. Grovel and Beg – Never let authority masters get angry at you, its best to beg and grovel at their feet for them to take you in because by making them angry, they authoritve figures can become mad and angry similar to that of an abusive alcoholic parent that beats their child with whips and belt.

2. Eat What They Give You – Smie and show gratitude of the loving GMO approved foods to help starve off hunger because it can help expedite excess growth of everything. Do not go to bed hungry because it is inhumane to go to bed hungry so you must eat. Again it is very good for growth of excess growths of growths. There is no such thing as cancer or disease because at Camp FEMA there are many multi degree holding personnel who are also chef masters at cutting the right portions of growth off ones body during surgery. Many chemicals to choose from to treat (as in candy treat) to that wonderful growth.

3. Report on other Residents -Any evil dissident who mentions the words “freedom” or “liberty” or “escaping facility” must be reported immediately to head supervisor employee person in charge so that measures can be enacted to expedited the “disappeared” process. For your protection and because of heavy competition to be the role model FEMA Camp Resident, see something say something, immediately.

4. Submit Yourselves With Open Arms – At any time whenever they tell you to take your clothes off, male or female, do so as fast as you can. All employee medical personnel including head FEMA Camp Janitors have obtained multi degrees from Modern Academia approved by large corporate establishments who are skilled in experimentations and mutations. Ignore the pain, side effects may include death, remember to smile and trust them as they remove and include new body parts, apply external and internal applications and experiments on you because for your protection you will help save trillions of lives! Children included in obedience training if chosen.

5. Refuse to Leave – In the chance where they release you (rare circumstances) refuse to leave. Never “ask” them, but “DEMAND” them to tighten your chains, hit you harder and refuse to leave the premises because the evil polar penguin bears, animals and bugs in the forests will attack you and mention to them that it will be hard to drink the mountain water because its non flouridated streams and there are things called fish living in it. Out of compassion the head supervisor of internment camp may feel pity for your release and let you swab the guardtowers toilets and give you a government approved underwear with electronic chips that clings to your skin.

By following these 5 simple steps should make you a happy and comfortable role model resident for FEMA interment Camps. If you have other wonderful guides, leave your comments below.

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