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10 Hilariously Awful Television Commercials for Lawyers

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Not everyone who graduates from law school is cut out for work at a white-shoe corporate firm. That is a good thing, as there are a lot of regular folks out there in dire need of competent legal representation because they have suffered a personal injury, been accused of drunk driving or need to get a divorce and fast.

Unfortunately, after watching some lawyers’ local television ads, we’re afraid those seeking competence might be out of luck. Those seeking inane dialogue, explosions, bad rap songs and animated squirrels, however, will really enjoy what these guys have to offer. 

This ad for DivorceEZ is even blunter than the firm’s no-nonsense name:


Before there was “Jersey Shore,” there was this guy, who practices his special brand of deeply-tanned litigation in Oklahoma, of all places:

Even Michael Bay thinks there are too many explosion in this spot:

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