From the “Chicken Little” Files: Florida Professor Arrested for Having a “Suspicious” Bagel on a Plane
The Chicken Little busy-bodies minding your own business are so afraid, and have such a big yellow spot on their bellies they actually feared for the lives over a bagel! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! “BOO!!!” HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! Careful now, you don’t want to go outside, it’s a sunny day and you might be terrified of your own shadow’s! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!! What a bunch of pussies! HA! HA! HA! LMAO!!!
A Florida professor was arrested and removed from a plane Monday after his fellow passengers alerted crew members they thought he had a suspicious package in the overhead compartment.
That “suspicious package” turned out to be keys, a bagel with cream cheese and a hat.
Ognjen Milatovic, 35, was flying from Boston to Washington D.C. on US Airways when he was escorted off the plane for disorderly conduct following the incident.
Oh yeah! Leave it to the Stasi to arrest this guy for having an unauthorized bagel, a set of keys and a hat. Gawd! When is this idiocy going to end?
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