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TSA Help Wanted Comedy Animation Video Causes ROFL Pandemic Across The internet, Warns CDC (Satire)

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NaturalNews) A dangerous new disease known as ROFL has stricken internet users, and scientists are alarmed that it may spread through ethernet and wi-fi. The disease started with the release of the new “TSA Help Wanted” video created by the Health Ranger at NaturalNews.com, and it has since spread across Facebook, Twitter and independent websites, infecting millions.
 

The CDC has urged parents to have their children vaccinated against ROFL disease in order to “protect them from the internet,” which is dangerous because it allows the free flow of ideas criticizing tyrannical government. Vaccines are expected to help quell the fast-spreading pandemic by causing widespread brain damage thanks to their chemical adjuvants and aluminum content.

Bill Gates is reportedly working with Merck to develop an even more powerful ROFL vaccine that will soon be made available at CVS pharmacies in the form of Valentine’s Day cards featuring the slogan, “Nothing says LOVE better than a needle.”
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      It is a well documented FACT that TSA has NEVER caught a Terrorist, but, TSA Human Resources has FOUND a whole lot of TERRORISTS. As a matter of FACT, TSA Human Resources only HIRES Terrorists. The best “anti-terrorist” move the USA could make, would be to ARREST everyone tha TSA Human Resources hires because THAT IS ALL THEY HIRE, Terrorists. Rapists, thieves, muggers, pedophiles, drug smugglers. —————–
      “Integrity, Team Spirit, Innovation” is sewn around the border of the newest TSA patch. Have you ever seen an organization that had to SEW A REMINDER not to STEAL, LIE, and CHEAT on their own shoulders!!!! They STEAL from the “confiscated” items, BACK-STAB the PASSENGERS and their CO-Workers and “INNOVATIVELY” CHEAT on their own tests.
      Supervisors PADDING their hours to make house payments.
      Supervisors staggering in drunk.
      Supervisors yelling all NON-Christians should leave the country
      Supervisors expressing their desire to see certain U.S. Senators DEAD

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