The Guardians of Joe Biden's Ballz

The Guardians of Joe Biden’s Ballz

It’s easy to get distracted by Joe Biden.  It’s easy watching him as he tries to navigate the obstacles in his jam packed schedule, while Karine Jean-Pierre (noted Black immigrant Lesbian) assures us that Joe is doing more work in an hour than most of us do in a day. 

Can’t Keep Up With His Pace
Karine can hardly keep up with the man, as he stumbles up stairs, falls off his bike, topples over at a podium, or poops his pants in front of the Pope.  I have no doubt ol’ Joe keeps Karine and the rest of the White House staff on their toes as they pray he remains vertical long enough for the cameras to leave the room.

While I churlishly admit to enjoying a certain amount of pleasure in this old lecher’s attempt not to bump into objects or carom off of them (the idea of patenting a Joe Biden pin ball machine is sooo tempting!) I must admit I find myself often pre-occupied with other aspects of Joe’s physiognomy. 

Chin ballz
To begin with, there are Joe Biden’s chin balls.  These are two points at the very bottom of Joe’s chin that were first prominently on display while Joe was being recently interviewed aboard Air Force One, as Secretary of State Anthony Blinken peered nervously over his shoulder in the background.  I had never seen them before, and they are not always visible.  But during that interview, they were so prominent that many “journalists” could not keep themselves from mentioning them, referring to them as the “ballsack” on Joe Biden’s chin.

They were so prominent that some commentators said Biden should wear a chin bra.  Others referred to them as teabags.  However one labels the phenomena, they certainly did look weird. Almost as if Joe were wearing some kind of mask.

Ear Ballz
There are other lobes on Joe Biden’s face that also give one pause to wonder.  His earlobes, for example.  What makes Joe’s earlobes so curious to this observer of the human condition? It is simply that I am trying to figure out exactly how Joe is able to have semi-round pendulous ear lobes in one series of photos or appearances in one week; and the next, those same ear lobes are apparently welded back onto his cheek with no wiggle room to spare.

I love wondering about the morphology of Joe’s ear lobes.  On some photos they are attached.  On other photos they are free and pendulous. And they change back and forth with semi-regularity. Almost as if he were wearing some kind of mask. Or that he had an imperfectly cloned duplicate on those days when the real Joe was so infirm as to be unable to get out of bed.

Big Cajones
But what really impresses me about Slow Joe are the parts of his anatomy we cannot see… Joe Biden’s ballz.  Joe Biden must have some really big ballz to even attempt to get away with the pure caca his continuously spews while expecting the American public to swallow his excrement.  But for Biden to continue his non-stop pathological lies that spring forth as regularly as Old Faithful gushes at Yellowstone National Park, Joe must have some truly prodigious ball handlers, or guardians of Joe’s ballz, to continue this charade.

Open Border is Trump’s Fault
Take Biden’s new “stand” on what was once the U.S. border, a border he has essentially singlehandedly erased.  From his very first day in office, Biden signed over 90 executive orders reversing, negating and nullifying every immigration policy Trump had successfully used to create the most secure border in America’s history.  Not only did Biden stop construction of the border wall; he also sold off the remaining material for pennies on the dollar and ended every policy Trump had used to keep illegal aliens all over the world from crossing into America.  

Now, with our cities overflowing with illegal alien refuse three years later, he declares that Trump is somehow responsible for this national security debacle.  Furthermore, he now pretends he is powerless to do anything unless Congress passes a bill that essentially legalizes 5000+ invaders on a daily basis while blaming Trump for creating the crisis for which he alone deserves credit.

Afghan Debacle Was Trump’s Fault
Or what about how Joe declared that the atrocity of his withdrawal from Afghanistan was Trump’s fault?  According to Joe, it had to be done as an ignominious retreat and surrender, a true unmitigated disaster, because he was supposedly tied to Trump’s time table.  It reminds me of the saying which Curly of the Three Stooges was so often want to blurt when caught in a predicament of his own making:  “I’m just a victim of circumstance!”

Joe’s Confession at the CFR
Or that delicious moment when Joe appeared on video tape in front of the Council on Foreign Relations and described in detail how he used one billion dollars in American aid as a quid pro quo BRIBE to have the president of Ukraine fire the prosecutor investigating the Burisma energy company on which Joe’s son Hunter served at $88,000+ per month doing nothing.

Aliases and LLCs
Others wonder why a President of the United States would need 3 aliases and create 20 shell company LLCs that never did any real business yet were used to funnel more than 20 Million in Chinese influence peddling dollars to achieve what ends in America?  Or just what sort of leverage China must have over Joe that would permit them to fly a spy balloon over our most sensitive military bases throughout America without so much as a  peep of protest?  Or the 3.5 million dollars Joe received from the wife of the Mayor of Moscow for???   Inquiring minds want to know!

Joe as Colonel Klink:  “I Know Nothing!”
Then as the topper, Biden claims to have known nothing about Merrick Garland’s raid on Trump’s home at Mar-A-Lago in Florida in order to find some damaging state secrets that implicate both Joe and Barack in the conspiracy to sabotage Trump’s 2016 Presidency and the bogus “Russian Collusion” smear.

Legitimizing Turd World Lawfare
Joe expects to get away with such treason, while prosecuting Trump through lawfare and 4 separate indictments during an election year.  Talk about ballz!  Everyone knows that not one of these indictment would have been leveled at Trump if he were not the leading Republican presidential candidate.  Yet rest assured that a supine, compliant media will continue to do their best to cover the poop Joe scatters wherever he goes.  It must be a comforting thought!

Why Joe Has Big Ballz
So why does Joe have such big ballz?  It is because a lap-dog media, owned and managed by the same globalist minds that run our giant tech companies, sees this bumbling fool as the perfect tool to propagate their destructive globalist agenda to tear apart the very fabric of the United States into something that can never be united again.  

M/ass and Social Media Enablers
The mass media and social media are Biden’s enablers.  They are the Guardians of Joe Biden’s ballz— because without them, without an honest media that actually serve as the Guardians of the Public Trust as our Founding Fathers had originally envisioned, Joe Biden’s blind ambition would have been castrated and neutered long ago.  Yet despite Biden’s brazen stream of non-stop lies and fabrications, it is the “Legacy” LameStream Media that continues to prop up this cypher in an empty suit and pretend that he is calling the shots.  

Sycophants like Jake Tapper, Rachel Maddow and Joe Scarborough, Stephen Colbert and John “Stewart” (Leibowitz) to say nothing of the hyenas on The View, continually come to the aid of this senile shell of a man, a useless husk on the World Stage, who day-by-day inches America towards the ultimate destruction of nuclear war with Russia as he tears our economy into shreds and destroys the social fabric of this country thru the importation of Fentanyl, child trafficking, slave labor, and spiraling inflation.

And all the while, the Media guardians of Joe Biden’s ballz do their level best to amplify the lies that continue to fart from the mouth of this animatronic puppet, to assure us that The Emperor really is not naked, that  he is clothed in the American Flag of Righteousness, while to anyone with eyes to see, ears to hear and a nose to smell, the evidence of The savage Truth is unmistakeable and undeniable.

The Prime Example of The Peter Principle in Action
If there ever were a living example of the Peter Principle in American politics (rising to the ultimate level of one’s incompetence), it must be Joe Biden and his choice of Vice President (how appropriate the title!) Kamala Harris.  If you ever wondered how a mediocrity like Joe Biden could ever ascend to the hallowed halls of our Nation’s Capital, just remember to lower your glance to the Guardians of Joe Biden’s ballz, and you will have your answer.

LCVincent

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