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DHS Hiring 30,000 Russian Mercs, North Korea Preparing Nukes For Launch, European Economy Collapses

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This is a personal reminder from me to you the readers not to take anything you read too seriously.  Life kills 100% of the time.  There is, no doubt, some serious, possibly life altering things going on in the world right now that should be taken seriously however, if you spend your whole life worrynig, wondering, preparing, and pissed off, your going to wake up one day 83 years old and bitter as hell.  Take time to breathe, drink a beer, relax, go outside and go for a walk and enjoy the life around you.  Take in the beauty the Earth has to offer you.  Go do a good deed for some stranger.  Love your family.  Love your pets.  Love your Environment.  Life is too short to be angry or scared all the time.  If your in a situation you know is bad for you or others, change it.  It’s that easy.  Be selfish and be happy and take as many people with you as you can.  Kindness is a currency too often thrown away.  That is all, take care of yourselves.   -Mort



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    • Ghost

      Love it….Thanks Mort!!! I just wouldn’t put it pass DHS to really do it, But thanks ya got me ..Happy april Fools

      • Greenfire

        Full concurrence here! :smile:

    • five4ty7am

      well said. couldn’t have put it better myself. you defiantly got me too. :)

    • LavenderRose

      Thanks well said, good post
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    • aussie

      And me:-)

    • Anonymous

      The jokes on you. The sick behavior of the DHS as individuals manifests itself consistently and without excuse. They refuse to arrest 9-11, HAARP, Wall Street looters, and internationally wanted terrorists residing in the U.S., including Israelis nailed on 9-11 video recording the NYC attacks.
      The joke is, hollowing point bullets feel WONDERFUL after making contact with central body parts if travelling @ over 1000 fps!!! And Janet the Molester really did not really purchase over a billion of the damn things! YOU DID!!! For Janet to use on YOU, for not flirting back. Sweet dreams.

      • Equalizer

        Bulls-eye anon,
        FEMA camps are up and ready to run and Dianne Feinstein has a concealed weapons license!
        The only “April fools” here are the ignorant liberals!

    • Anonymous

      The Russian mercs are an April Fool’s Day! But the chosenites sayan being hired by the TSA is NOT an April Fool’s day joke! :sad:

    • Mark Brander

      This is a personal reminder from me to you the readers not to take anything you read too seriously.

      People don’t, that is what the problem is!

    • Anonymous

      Another big fat lie! DO NOT DO THAT.

      We are told the days will be like Noah. They had the same carefree attitude as this lying wonder.

      We are told to redeem the time, that the time is at hand, TO WATCH, TO PRAY, and always BE READY to FLEE!

    • icetrout

      Ahhhhhh… I was hoping Validamir Putin was going to take Obimbos place in the White House… :P

    • Sid

      My first thought was, “Why would they bother to bring in Russians when there are plenty of people right here in the US who are immoral enough to swing a sword against citizens in order to support the thug government now in power.”

      • Ghost

        Plausible Deniability

    • ElOregonian

      So, only 30,000 huh? I guess we could use them as Border Patrol Agents. You know, help secure the borders… ;)

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