Dear NSA: Can I have my files?

Dear NSA:

As you well know I have been staunch Patriot blogger and commentor  on a number of sites.  (I guess you know them.)  But, I was wondering if you could send me the complete compilation of my various submissions (in chronological order plz) because – although I have copies on my computer for most (sorry, you know that too, lol) – some I don’t have.   I want to create a record of my writings to “wake people up”, pillory monsanto (apologies, no caps for evildoers), reference Constitutional premises, start blogs as the “Voice of Reason” (lol, not so much), point out  insanity, invent the term “govermob,” and generally support free-thinking and liberty.  Also there is my work creating ConstitutionalCongress.NING.com

Why?  You ask.  So that I can put it on my website DGVOR.com and proclaim loudly, writing across the face of the digital realm in characters as large as John Hancock, I STOOD FOR THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLDS’ FUTURE!  

Anyways, you guys are about done and my offer of re-integration and forgiveness given transparancy of 3/15/13 stands.  And yes, that is my face on this article.  Get used to it.