A Little Racist Propaganda Came My Way -"If You Refine Heroin For a Living, But Have A Moral Objection to Liquor, You May be a Muslim..."

1. If you refine heroin for a living, But you have a moral objection to liquor
You may be a Muslim.

BUT If you drink like a fish, drive while under the influence, get into fights in bars, shoot heroin and snort cocain you’re seriously cool and,

you could be a rich Christian.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, But you can’t afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim

BUT If you own a $1000 hunting rifle and shoot game that you don’t eat or carry a concealed weapon on college campuses ang shopping malls,

You could be a hypocritical Christian.

3. If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

BUT If you have one wife and still ‘play the field’

You could be a Liberal Christian

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, But consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

BUT If you don’t wash your hands like a Muslim after smearing shit over your ass after a dump, you’re liable to contract an e-coli infection or get wiped out by another drug-resistant microbe that likes good hygiene,

and you’re very likely to be a Christian up in Heaven… or in Hell wishing for just one or two of those Muslim virgins.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim.

BUT If you think wearing an Ivy Legue vest while bombing inocent civilians and killing fellow courtymen with drones is cool,

You could be an American Establishment Christian

6. If you can’t think of anyone You haven’t declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

BUT If you can’t think of one South American or Middle Eastern country you haven’t bombed or forced a ‘regime change’ on (Jihad)

You could be an Imperial Christian

6 If you consider television dangerous, But routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

BUT If you’re afraid of any new ideas, foreigners or change and believe everything the dangerous TV tells you including the ridiculous notion that Muslims routinely “carry explosives in their clothing’, get a life… without TV because,

You could be a brain-washed Christian debt-slave bankrupt because of the cost to you of bombing your little brown brothers for the Military Industrial complex’s profits.

7. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

BUT If every single last one of you owns a cell phone and sends SMSs or chats while driving

You could be a Concerned and Careful Christian

8. If you have nothing against women And think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

BUT If you have nothing against women and think every man should ‘marry’ at least four, 

then you could belong to the South African Jacob Zuma Christians

9. If you think making obscene amounts of money by setting cultures against each other who all believe in the same One God Almighty, for your greedy profit,

Then you really ARE a very modern, Vatican Bank Christian.

10 BUT!  If you consider either side of this piece racist or offensive… And forward it anyway,

 

You’re either a Christian or a Muslim who believes that you should do unto others what you would have them do unto you and f*ck making money for the Masters of War…