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Michael Robinson and Barack Obama Were Never Legally Married in Illinois! Michael Shakes His Hefty Package on National Television, as Proof!

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Obama Is Single!!! Michael Robinson And Barack Obama Were Never Legally Married In Illinois!!! Michael Shakes His Hefty Package On National Television, As Proof!!

This is relatively easy to follow…

1.  Here is the marriage certificate for Barack And Michele…

…seems about right… but it ain’t!!

2.  Michele is a man… AAAAAAND, it WAS NOT LEGAL FOR TWO MEN TO MARRY IN ILLINOIS!!! Therefore, Michelle was never eligible to be first lady since she and Barack were never legally married!

3.  Since two man cannot legally marry in Illinois, Barack and Michele are not married….

4.  Here is a shot of Michael wearing a dress, and another… scratching his balls…. 

5.  Michael jiggles his hefty package on national tv!! 

6.  This headline… for a good laugh…

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