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"Your Cell Phone's Nuking Your Johnson" Song Obviously About Penis-Related Dangers Of Cellphones

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“Your Cell Phone’s Nuking Your Johnson” Song Obviously About Penis-Related Dangers Of Cellphones

IITM:  I guess you can only microwave your genitals before so long, before it has obvious effects… but even if the effects are not yet obvious, they could still be there, beyond perception.  Remember, they want to sterilize, that’s why they called it a ‘laptop’!  

Though it’s not a laughing matter, we can rise above with higher frequencies, therefore humour can be helpful.

Vaginas too, are obviously at risk for close proximity devices of all sorts. 

Uh, ladies, do those devices have bluetooth?


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January 23, 2023

world orders review IITM:  Geez… there’s the wifi base station, and the towers to be concerned with… then, smart phones, computers, smart devices, bluetooth… cordless…

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January 17, 2023

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January 12, 2023

BaggyPants IITM: Well… it is after all military technology… what do people think is coming out of the towers.. vitamins and nature’s herbs??? O.N.E. News -…

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January 11, 2023

NEM721 IITM:  One must certainly wonder at this point… why so few people suspect the towers that are everywhere, and that humanity can, does, and…

Smart Watch Gives Off Extreme Radiation!!

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FEDERATION OF IRISH PATRIOTS IITM: Well… I wonder how long a person can fry their blood with radiation from their smart watch, before they experience…

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November 21, 2022

 UNFiltered IITM: If this video is iegit, and it sure looks like it… it is interesting to know that spark plugs would provide the magnetic…

EMF Test Demonstrates Vaccinated Person Giving Off Electromagnetic Radiation!!

November 17, 2022

IITM:  Wow… radioactive!! O.N.E. News – Radiation updates Dr. Carrie Madej Special Report: US Navy Declassified 1972 Study Shows EMF Radiation Has… November 17, 2022 defendressofsan IITM:  The…



Unvaxxiphobes Believe The Unvaccinated Do Not Deserve Human Rights!! (Truthful Humour)

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UNDERSTANDING THE LIES IITM:  This is something that we the people have to change… giving all our money to the squeaky wheels doesn’t make for…

Pfizer Unable To Finish Press Conference: As Spokespeople Keep Collapsing! – Satire

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“FREETHINKER MEDIA” IITM: Sometimes one can make a stronger point, with some humour. Recommended: Pfizer Is Being Sued $ 3 Trillion For ‘Safe And Effective’ Lies!! -Karen…

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FEDERATION OF IRISH PATRIOTS IITM:  Oh no… freedom-19 is spreading far and wide… it is contagious… and it’s mutating!! Oh my!! O.N.E. News – Recommended Elderly Sick…

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TheBoatRawker IITM: Very very funny stuff here.  I needed that.  It’s Monday morning.  I know I’m not the only one. Imagining the whole world living…

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