Political Names & Campaign Signs You Won't Believe are Real!

With election time fast approaching and the masses gearing up to gather under the big top to pull the lever for their favorite psychopathic sock puppet and as the lights go down and the spot light shines on the center of the three ring political circus…I though it’d be appropriate to lighten the tone for this video.

The political game is all about violence, coercion, theft…and about name recognition, and for the politicians you’re about to meet, that’s unfortunate. When people automatically assume you’re slimy, crooked liar, the last thing you want to have is a name like “Dick or Harry.” Sure it’s funny for the rest of us who have normal names, but it’s no laughing matter for any aspiring political parasite. While most politicians are typically remembered for their epic fails, these poor people will be remembered for their unique names. And this is precisely why you should probably name your next child “Fart Johnson” or “Tits McGee.” But be warned about the only positive thing that’ll come from having names like that is exclusion from holding office. At the end of the video let us know which one was your favorite and if you’ve heard other fitting political names drop ‘em in the comments section.

Remember, none of the names you’re about to see are made up and none of them are changed to protect the innocent…or should I say the guilty.

First, let’s take a quick look into the future of politics, with Krystal Ball. Ms. Ball was running for Congress…but she already knew that…wait, what.

Next….life is hard enough…without having to go through it with the name Bill Boner. As a side note Bill was the mayor when I was growing up right outside of Nashville Tennessee in the 80s. One thing I’ll say is, you could always count on Boner, every time he made an appearance he could really get a rise out of people. Thankfully he was out of touch with his generation because he couldn’t get a grasp on the simplest concepts and always seemed to come up short. The good thing about Boner is that he was a constant reminder of the true nature of government. He reminded everybody that government is a lot like a condom. It allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sense of security while they are actually being screwed.

As we move along in the circus past the cotton candy machine, you’ll notice to your right, that Precinct one needed a Constable. Just so happens Robin Rape thought he’d be a perfect fit. Robin and a Rapin is a pretty good summery of what the governments constantly do to their people. Matter of fact, a lot of people have stopped having sex because government screws them every single day of the week.

That brings us to former texas state representative Dick Army. Need and army of one? Call Dick.

In the 1800s they needed a little excitement in the House of Representatives so Richard P. Bland was their go to guy from Missouri’s 8^th congressional district. A big proponent of bimetalism and an advocate for the free silver movement, his pals nicknamed him “silver Dick.” So that would make him Silver Dick P. Bland. Don’t ask, let’s just move on to the next one.

There was a south Australian Candidate Kerry Faggoter…of course she’s liberal

And Dave OBEY. No question about it. One of Dave’s favorite movie is They Live…but you probably already knew that…or at least Krystal Ball did

You gotta check out the video.  LOL!