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How to tell if you're a twat

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If you go out in public looking like this…

Image result for images alexander mcqueen two-tone men's trousers
…you’re a twat!

There are conceivably some far fetched reasons why you might legitimately dress like this, like all your clothes were burned in a fire and this was the best you could do out of the Sally Ann donation hamper, or somebody stole all your clothes while you were at the gym and so you just stole somebody else’s stuff, but if you paid $1100 for these at the Alexander McQueen boutique, you, my friend, are a twat!

The good news is that people who dress like this deliberately are less likely to be Trump voters. That’s according to Christopher Wylie of Cambridge Analytica fame.  According to Wylie, the fashion industry was crucial in the election of Donald Trump, whose voter base prefers Wrangler jeans because they (the voter? the jeans?) are mistrustful and less open.

I always suspected that Facebook-stole-the-election bullshit was, well, bullshit.

I’m sure of it now.



Source: http://theviewfromfallingdowns.blogspot.com/2018/11/how-to-tell-if-youre-twat.html
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