10 Extremely Weird and Crazy Things You Can Only Do in Vegas

Recent statistics tell us that a mere 5% of the 37 million tourists who go to Las Vegas say gambling is the reason. So, what do the other 95% have in mind?

Well, there’s a menu of options like no other city in the US. From the Zombie Apocalypse to topless pools, neon lights can cast pretty weird shadows.

The strip may not offer enough kink for hire for your tastes. If not, there’s a legal brothel an hour’s drive away to Pahrump. Prefer more legal fun? A Las Vegas Escort Agency lets you order by phone.

If you are more voyeur than participant, there’s a swinger’s club with an observation deck. After a dealer sweeps your last hand at the blackjack table, it’s time to check out these crazy things to do in Vegas.

Don’t worry, this oasis in the desert keeps all your secrets, too.

Topless Pools

Clothing optional sunbathing isn’t anything new. There are infamous beaches which offer the freedom to tan all your square footage in both the US and Europe.

And they’re not for booby-loving men. The eight best topless pools in Las Vegas report an even amount of regulars of both sexes.

Birthday suit connoisseurs who prefer broad daylight enjoy cabanas, food, drink, and music. The only rule here is no pictures. No selfies, either.

Swinger’s Clubs

In Vegas, they call them social clubs and those who join up for the night revel in themes for various rooms. Most rooms have rules about who enters, such as couples only.

The savvy staff has seen it all, and they’ll stop scofflaw creeps before anyone loses their mood. The clubs enjoy equal men to women ratio and don’t let their slick marketing fool you.

All ages and sizes of grown-ups are welcome. For newbies, there are relaxing areas for a swim. Or, drinks and dancing where the clothing is beautiful, too.

The Porn Convention

There are more than 3700 conventions every year in sin city, but the most popular by far is the Porn Convention. Held every January, it’s the most significant event in adult entertainment.

Avid fans can meet their fantasy face to face, snap pictures, and check out their latest work. This year’s star in the feast of flesh is Stormy Daniels.

She also caught the attention of police during her headliner at a nearby strip club. There were no charges. But, it gave the convention ever bigger press over the Consumer Electronics Show.

The Cromwell’s Famous Two-Way

The Cromwell Hotel rooms are a mainstay on the strip, and well worth the benjis you’ll need to get one. The crown jewel is the two-way mirror between the shower and the bedroom.

As we know, the best suites are those with a great view. In the Cromwell, all you need to adjust is the lighting.

Adult Theater

Strip clubs are everywhere in Vegas. But the adult theaters of the area offer a more intimate vantage point. The topless shows provide classic burlesque versions and more modern, gritty fare too.

Bally’s and The Rio are favorite spots to take in a play between dinner and the slots.

Your Little Friend

Ever wonder what it’s like to shoot an AK47? Step away from the game console and into The Gun Store. You can fire 50 rounds of ammo for less than 40 dollars in the firing range.

With your choice of weapon. They have a variety of targets too, and kids can kill what they can for half price.

Get Your Insane On

If losing your paycheck at the poker table doesn’t send shivers down your spine, try jumping off a roof. Las Vegas loves its thrill rides.

It’s the 1,000-foot tall Stratosphere building who offers poop your pants rides on its roof. The “big shot” catapults you straight up into the air. The “insanity” starts with your feet dangling from 1000 feet.

Then, it spins you enough to projectile vomit your free buffet. The “sky jump” suits you up for safety, then lets you fall 108 feet straight down.

Let a Few Dicks Into Your Life

Dick’s Last Resort has food and drink, and a big helping of insulting sarcasm to wash it all down. Servers bully, insult, and zing patrons.

There are enough merciless one-liners to make Rodney Dangerfield blush. It’s all in good fun and the grub’s pretty good, too.

Stock Up For the Apocolypse

If you wonder how you would fare against the walking dead, here’s the chance to prove yourself. The Zombie Apocolypse Store helps get you ready to drink from the skulls of your enemies.

Not only can you stock up on gas masks and zombie survival books, but you can challenge your dead foes to paintball.

Secret Pizza

Las Vegas sports some of the most exquisite food in North America. Visitors can choose from every continent’s best dishes, too. For the hub of excellent food, locals and tourists flock to The Cosmopolitan.

The trendy locale has more food choices in one spot than many cities offer. Some who wander past the Cosmopolitan larger eateries will find a “hidden” corridor.

The hidden hallway leads to a nameless pizza joint with the best pie on the planet. And, they sell by the slice.

Crazy Things to Do in Vegas is Nothing New

If these crazy things to do in Vegas are inspiring you, make the trip. It’s well worth the affordable plane ride to get there.

And, if you think there’s little you can do to tip the weird scale, remember the history of the place.

In the 1950’s, tourists came from all over the world to watch nuclear bomb testing in the desert. Nothing will surprise Las Vegas after that.

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