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J-Rod: Grey Alien Ambassador Or Human From The Future? Two Tales Of One Strange Being

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Many sources mention the presence of a being, called J-Rod, at Area 51. There are two main theories with regard to who J-Rod is. Most sources claim J-Rod is an extra-terrestrial, a Grey to be more precise, and most likely from Zeta Reticulum (though it isn’t clear whether he’d be a tall grey or not). He would have been part of an exchange program (See Crystal Knight and Serpo), and his main task here would have been here to provide our scientist with knowledge.

And then there is the version of Dan Burisch. He claims to have been one of the scientists that interacted with J-Rod, and that J-Rod is actually a visitor from the future. In this version, several Grey species would be descendants from mankind, and they would now be visiting us from the future to correct some mistakes that ultimately will have a negative impact on the possibility of the future grey humans to survive. Those mistakes that they want to remedy would lead to a cataclysm in 2012, which is what they are trying to avoid. (See also: Tau 9 treaty).   

 

According to Linda Moulton Howe, Dan Burisch is a microbiologist who received his Ph.D. from the State University of New York, Stonybrook, in 1989. He was born on February 2, 1964. His birth certificate name was Danny Benjamin Crain.   

 

In 1990, he married Deborah Kay Burisch who had a child from a previous marriage. Five years later in 1995, Dan legally changed his last name from Crain to Burisch to match the child’s legal last name. In 1989, as Dan Crain graduated from SUNY Stonybrook with a Ph.D. in Microbiology and Molecular Genetics, Dan was at the same time employed by the U. S. Navy’s DOD Naval Research Laboratory. His rank was Captain and his title Microbiologist IV.

 

In 1994, he was assigned to work in an underground laboratory at S-4/Area 51, five floors under the Papoose Mountain installation at Nellis AFB, Nevada. The fifth floor is accessible only by one secure elevator. Dr. Burisch told me that in the year 1994, he suited up in the fifth floor underground laboratory like an astronaut with breathing and urination hoses.

 

Credit: C. Ronald Garner http://area51jrod.com/j-rod-ebe/

 

His assignment was to enter a round “clean sphere” filled with cold hydrogen atmosphere that housed an entity called “extraterrestrial” by his government superiors. According to Dr. Burisch, his boss reported to aMAJI committee, an extension of the Majestic-12 Special Studies Group organized by President Harry S. Truman in 1947. Majestic 12 included top scientific, military and business leaders asked to study the extraterrestrial phenomenon.

 

 

 

 

More information

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/dan_burisch/esp_dan_burisch_10.htm

http://wiki.exopaedia.org/wiki/index.php?n=Main.J-rod

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    • Anonymous

      Not the mechanical alien again. Hasn’t this hoax been tried again and again?

      • Corporate Slave #010699-501C-3

        I have old comic books that are better than the manure in this article.

    • Anonymous

      Col. Corso in his book ”The Day After Roswell never called their vehicles flying saucers. He called them time machines.

    • HIDDENTEXTOR

      While this is outlandish to everyday folk (me included) –
      amongst the many millions of people over the ages who have been taken up in a strange craft – was one called Nostradamus. See his report to Lord Tende March 10 1554 on an hour long visitation on the evening of February 1 1554 of which over a thousand people were witnesses. According to Nostradamus he was taken into what he calls a “stage gate”.
      He said he had named his “slender android he-rod” attendant UUilliem52.
      what a coincidence
      Dan Burisch calls his creature a “J-Rod52″.

      You can see this report from Nostradamus in Jacques Vallee’s book “WONDERS IN THE SKY”

      What I want to know – Which crash event did this He Rod come from?
      Not the 1947 event, being still alive in 1996
      And from the Dan Burisch web site – it said Dan trolleyed the He Rod back into a stage gate

    • [DDT]

      LOL…children…

      • Buzzardguts

        - and the point to that comment was….?

    • NEO Oracle 2016

      Ever since they brought that J-ROD troublemaker over from the dulce labs he has caused nothing but problems. All he wants to do is fly around like he is Tom Cruise or something. The arrogance of some aliens! GEEZ!

    • Anonymous

      YUP. There it is. Scientific proof! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

      • Corporate Slave #010699-501C-3

        Please email some of that proof to me. Don’t be a proof hog. :grin:

    • usa1dss1

      with all the camcorders/cell phones etc. out there, where is even a single image and/or video of some quality that proves this all to be true. and the missile that went into the pentagon, all there is, is that fast flash of something? got to more then that, come on, THE PENTAGON? there is more cameras on the building then perhaps even the WHITE HOUSE, or have they renamed it yet, perhaps…. “THE BLACK HOUSE”? :cool: :???: :shock: :roll: :grin: :oops: :smile: :evil: :sad: :razz: :cry: :mrgreen:

    • SakeetaFOREVER

      Okay, firstly THOSE GENITALS ARE DISGUSTING! I would never allow a gross creature like that to be alive.

      Secondly, why the hell do even female aliens have thigh gap, yet normal women do not?

      Aliens are supermodels. Got it.

    • Spectacular Vernacular

      absolutely bogus. This guy bags groceries down at the Stop & Shop in Lexington!

    • Theron

      I thought J Rod was a baseball player or something, I don’t follow sports.

    • jdre

      This photo is questionable at best. Notice how the superimposed writing on the aircraft isn’t skewed correctly and does not follow the contour of the plane. Plus you can see the blur tool being used around it. Just a really bad photoshop job if you ask me.

    • PATH TO THE 5TH DIMENSION

      Get the real story go to project camelot. i read this 4 years ago. it is under Fan Burisch. non have ever seen copies of dan burish i d tag or diploma. part fact part fiction. read a real book by a real scholer. the truth you will not find here.

    • Gil Carlson

      ! Did you realize that the Blue Planet Project book which came out in 1991 revealed our government’s involvement with alien races conducting experiments with technology and genetics?
      http://www.blue-planet-project.com/

    • No time

      Wow, out of this world.

    • Arte Vespule

      Wow. Alien pee pees. Pretty risque…..

    • truthseeker4809

      So in the future human genitals are going to look like that assuming these aliens are from the future of mankind. Sounds like another biblical nonsense. These aliens are not from the future. They are from the present day universe on the other side. It takes only a few hours for them to arrive here.

    • The Watcher

      What happened to A-Rod thru I-Rod?

    • Chameleon

      Well, with that kind of ‘set-up’ in the future…The days of Viagra are numbered…I’ll be selling my shares first thing in the morning.

    • Jerzey

      I’m trying to take this in.I’m not the smartest man so if anyone can help me with this I’d greatly appreciate it.Please don’t be disrespectful, be mature about answering.My brain is trying to register this but unfortunately it cannot lol. If this J-Rod is from out future (45,000-50,000 years from now) and it supposedly went back into time.How in the blue hell is it even alive?That’s what I’m really trying to figure out.If the future is non existence yet how is this even possible? Someone please help me out with this.I could see looking at it from another angle meaning going back into the past but even that I can’t see happening.So someone please explain to me if you think you can get me to understand this.Thank you & God Bless… :sad:

      • MIABOT

        Understanding time is a tricky thing. It (spacetime) is a constant. this means. At any point in the timeline of spacetime, the events are Occurring constantly . To put it in a better way, You are travelling through a long hallway of paintings. What you see at point A and what you see at point B, C ,D….Z have always been there but you are at different timelines of this constant.

        Have you heard a theory where it states if you travel faster than light today you will actually go back to yesterday.

        Gravity, speed plays an imp role. For example if you consider a blackhole the time dilation is the highest. Its really is amazing and im so curious to know..these theories, time, months, year, laws of physics are only applicable on earth. we know very very little and there is this huge infinite universe.

        I don’t know to explain things that well. Let me know if u understand what i am saying.

    • Lliam

      J Rod first came out with a rap duo with Tupac back in 96 which was killer, at least for Tupac. But J Rod solo stuffs really is out of this world and sucks more than most shop vacs…That being said he is back at studio 52 with Area 51 records… recording with Eminem and their new single called… plain or peanut is suppose to be a spaced out techno nightmare.
      His one solo songs… extra terror for the rest of yall enlisted music from Johnny 5 of Marilyn Manson. This was back around his 2001 space odyssey tour while he was dating Steffi Germanotta and the two of them used to see how many golf balls they could fit in their mouths and she nearly choked and died on them thus giving her the nickname lady gag gag which was shortened to something which currently slips my mind. :mrgreen:

    • Lliam

      Plus has anyone noticed this??? On the plane it clearly says Jarod which is the pedofile subway dude. And look he was clearly involved with pizza gate due to the pizza slices painted on the aircraft…

      Hillary has to be involved with this somehow. I KNOW IT !!! :idea:

    • Lliam

      Looking at their junk, I see were the design for filters for dust masks came from and would explain that they use these filters as birth control…NO WONDER there is this odd smell when you take them out of the package…NASTY…its like sticking fries up your butt before the drive up window…DIRTY NASTY ALIEN FRY STICKING DUST MASK WEARING FILTER SNIFFING TURD PUFFERS :eek:

    • Lliam

      A Shane Original featuring…

      J ROD AND DIDDY YO …(beastie boys instrumental)

      I roll into the stratosphere in my 3 po one 4
      20″ spinna’s you hear my afterburner roar
      Dem atheist being spelling my name like J to the R to the O to the D..on’t get it twisted I’m the new savior
      Splashing my DNA on Adam and Eve during my first Xavier
      But don’t take it from me just open your bible You can read about my dish flyer
      cept Those Christians call it the chariot of fire
      I heard that weak beat NASA sent to space
      Pi to a thousand digits in binary pace?
      Earth please I don’t mean to diss y’all
      But that weak ass beat why I came here to play ball
      See my name in bright letters in that field of corn

      Now it’s not something you can read
      cause I’m Not talkin bout crop circles but my Monsanto seed
      See them week humans be worshiping me
      Im the original Flying Spaghetti Monster
      I made life from non life so I could conquer
      :mrgreen:

      • Anonymous

        Love your comments, what a breath of fresh air as far as BINNERLAND goes. Since you are capable of critical thinking I’m not sur how long you will last here. Hopefully a long time.

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